Exclusive photo of Trump on the phone to "Iran".

Ruin a book or band name with one letter:

Books:

The Whining
The Lice of Pi
The Van in the High Castle
To Fill A Mockingbird
Dupe

Bands:

Rolling Stoves
Passive Attack
Queef

"Oh, The Grand Old Duke Of York,
He had 10,000 [𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱],
He [𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱] them up to the top of the [𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱]
And he [𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱] them down again"

"That's a nice News Outlet you have there, it'd be a shame if anything were to happen to it"

A teenager holds a copy of Holly Black’s book ‘The Cruel Prince’ up to her nose. Her eyes are closed as she takes a deep satisfying inhale.

@magentakoru.bsky.social @biggreenbooks.bsky.social
Thank you so much! Youngest is busy inhaling her new book smell ❤️

Gail is fabulous.
Just look at her stuff.

These things are little elements of wonderful.
And we all need a little wonderful in our lives.

The first rule of pedo club is let Jeffrey know you're in pedo club

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well...

My Youngest would quite like The Cruel Prince if that’s ok?

WHERE?
(Because seriously, Mark Bonnar in anything…)

That’s quite enough exposure for today, thanks…

Academics of Bluesky. Those of you who’ve done Masters… how do/did you pick a #dissertation subject? Starting my MA in a few weeks and a lot of the preamble sounds like we should kind of already know our topic and I REALLY don’t 😩

They’re never going to find the shooter. Just a feeling.

#Trump #SpaceCommand

Mum died two years ago today. The masons have chosen today to email me the final bill for the headstone. Her death date, in quadruplicate, on every bit of paperwork. Just what I needed today, thanks guys.

Two guys recently got more for cutting down a tree

Done, thank you - and thanks @melissaschuh.bsky.social and @drlindseyfitz.bsky.social!

Perfect! Whichever is cheaper please, surprise me 😁

Well if Melissa doesn’t want outsourced recommendations those are both going on my wishlist!

Boiled TINNED potatoes

Ah ok misunderstood 😊

If the offer still stands I’m a history of medicine bod, so have enjoyed stuff by @drlindseyfitz.bsky.social, and titles like Severed by Frances Larson. I’d be interested on suggestions 😂

Could I take you up on this one? Karla’s Choice by Nick Harkaway would be good 😊

"Turn to the left... Ooooooooooh...."

Well a senator and a representative have already been shot, so pretty on brand so far

I’m going to need to watch that again after work

If you see this share a skeleton

But you’ve already shared the best one!

Tomorrow is..

Black text on a white background reads “The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. George Orwell”

This quote came to mind this evening. For some reason.