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Posts by Mx. Mistoffelees
Trump's latest budget is the culmination of 40 years of increasing social control in America.
Remember that over half of defense spending flows to private contractors, like the drone manufacturers Trump's sons are now major investors in.
All of this is absurd.
People Over Billionaires Mayday 2026
May 1
No Work
No School
No Shopping
why is this so true
What is the obsession queer books have with telling us a nonbinary character’s agab by having a villain misgender them or any other way
I don’t need or want to know their agab can I just have the nonbinary character please
This is why I like Muderbot
It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly
Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
Why did I dream I was in Evil Dead
Love that for them
Let’s bring back “odds bodkins”
is Mystery Science Theater 3000 my favorite tv show due to the sheer number of hours I’ve spent watching it? There are still an unknown number of episodes I’ve never even seen
But I literally default to it when I don’t know what else to do
Despite what my extended family may think I’m actually really easy to shop for
Just get me earrings I’ll wear almost anything
I hate tademaus
Two+ mice standing next to each other is not one animal
And I also hate all other pokemon that are just a cluster of the same animal standing next to each other
You wouldn’t look at two cardinals on a branch and say “clearly those two birds are one singular animal”
Pisses me off
The endearment “baby” has always made me uncomfortable
Puppeteers
Happy Homestuck Day!!
:33< meowy homestuck
Oh, wait.
*ahem*
I think any pokemon evolution that claims to be multiple pokemon combined should require you to have the correct number of that pokemon
Want a Metang? You need two Beldum. They will fuse and you will have one Metang.
Etc
Hey if you want to read an old book but are intimidated by the language
Please just try
I promise it’s not as hard to understand as you think it will be
Even if you have to stop to look up a word every other page
Truly Scrumptious is tame for Ian Fleming
It’s more like a My Little Pony name than a Bond Girl name
boy do I miss when you could go on the internet and see, in chronological order, posts made by people you followed
There are Too Many pokemon stop making new pokemon
I know this said bad takes but this is my actual take
things that are Not scary at all: dolls, clowns
Whenever someone mentions Ralsei I think it’s a pokemon
The problem with having a long tbr isn’t the “how am I ever going to get to all of these” it’s the “I wish I was reading any number of other books, even though I like the one I’m currently reading, because they all look so interesting and I am impatient”
Finally finished struggling through a book series for 9 year olds so now I can go back to my nice 500 page book from 1831 and my brain can relax
I’m like “oh no I didn’t wear any moon themed clothes or accessories yesterday” but then I remembered I literally have a moon tattoo
I’m always wearing a moon themed accessory
In 1969 everyone was watching the Apollo 11 on tv and that live footage wasn’t nearly as interesting as this and here I am like “hmm maybe I’ll watch a movie” like hello? What is wrong with me
(the live footage is still playing on my tv I have Not put on a movie)
🖤💜 Happy international asexuality day! 🖤💜🐀 (oldie but goldie)