What a sentence to have to type.

Prawn Star.

hoping for dismissal to resolution by pistol duel.

Democrats should make the confirmation hearing on the nominee to be U.S. Attorney General all about the Epstein files.

If you won’t commit to release the files without redactions and prosecute the Epstein class, then you’re obstructing justice, not enforcing it.

if smart, why so fuckin' dumb?

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

Not a #lawsky -er but giving it a try to start movement - assumed Mark Kelly was the senator introducing the bill in the Senate in order to get it to start with K, as that seemed to be the stumbling block on legislatively-relevant words.

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Ossoff: "How does American politics really work? It's coin operated. Money goes in, favors come out. It's been running on secret money, corporate money, billionaire money ... all of this gave rise to a depraved president who exploits this rot to empower and enrich himself"

This is the most important thing you will read today – and probably the whole year, honestly.

We cannot let the AMOC collapse. For one thing it will make Iceland uninhabitable, and I would really like my children and grandchildren not to become refugees. But the effects will be almost everywhere.

Minimum 20 would be my guesstimate. Having the ability to return some to hand, or lots of card draw, might reasonably lower the count.

More than anything else this reveals just how impulsive the major questions doctrine revamp is. It all ultimately stemmed from Roberts's personal antipathy to a regulation, and everything since has been a dishonest attempt to dress it up so that he doesn't look like he's just shooting from the hip.

Great, now Trump can *literally* wipe his ass with the First Amendment, good jorb.

Reposting an article from the Gift Links tab because it is the one everyone needs to read today.

Learn whatever you want about "law," it doesn't matter because GOP Justices blew up the entire process of deciding cases based on chats with rich friends and stuff they watched on TV. That was the entire basis on which SCOTUS switched to the shadow docket.

historically speaking, a couple things.

what if, instead, no.

Trump says a lot of shit.

Most of which is false.

Anne Hathaway bought the rights to a novel about a tradwife influencer who wakes up in 1855 and has to actually live the life she's been selling online. The book is called Yesteryear. It came out 3 days ago. The film rights were already sold to Hathaway, who will produce and star.

Holy shit, I have NEVER been more excited for a movie.

A season 2.5 with him on a motorcycle tour doing accidental roadside emergency medicine could be great though!

are you suggesting he wil never in his life need a colonoscopy because his head's so far up his own ass he could just look?

this would fix me.

He's a billionaire in ~*exposure*~

Every time Bluesky goes down like that I just assume It Happened.

Ripley, a now three-year-old female void cat, passed the fuck out on her favorite pillow. She snores gently and adorably.

Snoozemaxxing.

How do you say "roommates" in French?

A picture of the book STRIXHAVEN: OMENS OF CHAOS by Seanan McGuire with the text NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER printed above it on a purple and gold background.

NICE!

Haber's gonna habe.

When God closes a door, he breaks a window.

One metric that probably isn't being tracked & should be is how much of a household's income is being eaten up as a result of the fallout from the growing lack of corporate & regulatory accountability. Some examples from my own experience before leaving the U.S. over 3 years ago:

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