you dumb motherfuckers are falling for the same playbook

Florida is, indeed good for something and responsible for this.

USF in the top 25 where it belongs

tiny hat full of dippin dots is all I need

Matt Holliday never touched the plate

now you just need バチェラー and fish cakes and you’re set

REQUESTING PUSHER ROBOT

I call it the midterms

glance at the rulebook says the Manfred Man is considered a batter who reached on error for statistical purposes, so yes

Norm MacDonald

Dodgers closer Edwin Díaz is scheduled to undergo surgery to remove loose bodies from his elbow. The team expects he’ll be out of action for at least three months.

Robert Shapiro has already released a statement denying that his client had anything to do with these bodies, either.

What is the "Mamdani Act"? GOP bill would ban socialists, Marxists from US Chip Roy's "Mamdani Act" would make socialists, Marxists and Islamists deportable and inadmissible to the United States.

lmao okay www.newsweek.com/what-is-the-...

beos

🚨hi, I don't mean to alarm anyone but

we're tallying Day 1 of #charitibundibowl offline donations (that's everything that comes in via someplace other than GiveSmart – paper checks, corporate matching gifts, etc.)

and there is a school prepared to make a SUBSTANTIAL leap ahead of Michigan 👀

deadass thought that was Ron Paul

I ask grok which quarterback to draft and my printer starts running off copies of castefootball threads

it's remarkable the way this single shot totally rehabilitated Aerith's image after like two straight decades of her being relegated to "Girl who stands in a void going 🙏" in every other piece of FF7 material

[beep] You need the blue key to switch the toilet paper to the other roll. [beep] You have been fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute. [beep] You have been fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute. [beep] You have been fined one credit for a violatio

Michael Ironside brought exactly what that movie needed to the role

Thanks, Katherine! Your card on Apple Pay has been billed $337.93.

$1 for each yard Byrum Brown put up against the Gators, 1¢ for each point dropped on them, $329.18 plus processing fee

Fuck Ron DeSantis, shove my USF campus you’re taking up your ass, go Bulls

I keep being told you can’t send guys with guns to polling places

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

@mongoebooks.bsky.social issues in back!?

Air to Ground Message:

HOW ABOUT A WENDYS 4 FO 4

Area: Trenton, NJ, USA
Type: Bombardier CRJ900
A: #ab15ed9eca9
F: #f58eb1a65b2

Air to Ground Message:

2 BIG MACS AND YOU HAVE A DEAL

Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA
Type: Bombardier CRJ900
A: #ab15ed9eca9
F: #f58eb1a65b2

Air to Ground Message:

ANY TIME. FOR A PRICE ILL SEND YOU 2 MORE XXXXXX

Area: Gaithersburg, MD, USA
Type: Bombardier CRJ900
A: #ab15ed9eca9
F: #f58eb1a65b2

68K source in VSCode running a hello world on Marble Madness hardware

And now I can do it all in VS Code and have a fancy build system for it

sorry they own the government now lol

Jesus fighting Colin Mochrie

important update from the Vatican/Trump feud,

I can pack away regular oreos like crazy but something about the double stuffed ones are just... off, and I can't eat more than one or two

it's better than Florida