"Verify your identity with a selfie" and other phrases with wildly dystopian aura

Don't even get me started on giraffic interchange format

Every time I hear someone pronounce "regex" with a soft g and I don't respond with a sarcastic comment about "rejular expressions" is a testament to my herculean levels of self control

A plush heart hanging on a white wall. The center of the piece shows an eye embroidered in various shades of red thread looking sadly to the right, with one red teardrop bead beneath the waterline. Surrounding it are a variety of red beads to transition into the red felt body of the heart. There are rays of gold thread and beads emanating from the center to the edges, ending in a gold bead border. There are almost a dozen strings of red beads coming middle to make a V-shaped fringe Completely hand embroidered. This is second version of this design

every demon wants his pound of flesh
#art

Black and white drawing of Nahobino, the protagonist of Shin Megami Tensei V

Playing #SMTV again, by which I mean got one (1) hour in and paused to draw this guy #art #drawing

"No," the swordmaster said.

"One does not refuse the king," the herald said.

"I do. I will not train his soldiers or officers, I will not tell my students to join his army, I will not support his unjust war."

"You will regret this!"

"No," the swordmaster said.

Black white and red drawing of a spider on a web.

Taking artistic liberties with the creatures again #art #drawing

a digital illustration in the style of a relief print depicting a black cat in a defensive pose holding a torn and tattered transgender pride flag in its mouth as it looks directly towards the viewer. the background is purple with some specks of blue and pink showing through, and behind the cat is a black midground resembling grass or flames. the top right corner features a box with a caption reading "T.D.O.V."

DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN 🏳️‍⚧️

#art #tdov #transart

Less future, more spring. (2017)

The only solace is that if I continue to produce mucus at this rate, the snails might accept me as an honorary member of their kin and I will not have to live among humans any longer

Entering my third week of being punished by the gods with plague for my sins of engaging in air travel

Sneezing entirely too much. I demand this cease posthaste

Perfect

I saved 3 earthworms from drying out on the pavement and this was the highlight of my day

Black and white drawing of a fantail goldfish, featuring a thought bubble containing a question mark.

Fishy #art #drawing #fish

The collection of random inexplicable physical ailments I've experienced in the last few weeks is really something and I could really do without them

Black, white and red drawing captioned “I was supposed to know better”

#art #drawing

Today a stranger shouted at me from across a parking lot that they loved my outfit. We are so back

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

𝕻𝖘𝖞𝖈𝖍𝖔 𝕸𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖘

a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

get weirder 🫵

Chemicals in the water turning the freaking plushies emo

A Blahaj plushie wearing a pyramid stud belt like a collar

I ordered a belt that doesn't fit me and was initially dismayed by this, before I realized it is actually a collar for Blahaj

A panel from dungeon meshi that changed my life

Two witches close to each lit with red light. They are holding hands.

Thicker Than Water. 🍒

A bunch of deep sea fishes including a gulper eel and some angler fish.

Creatures from the deepest sea

9 cents? 9 dollars? 9 sacrificial goats? 9 ghosts haunting my house? 9 mystical yet unsettling trinkets that transfix and delight with their eerie charms?

I got a note from a utility company stating, verbatim, “starting on your next payment, you will see an increase of 9”, and the lack of specificity has invoked my brain gremlins

Black and white gothic inspired drawing of a character on an abstract background with tree/vinelike motifs, with a bright red sun and clouds revealed through the branches.

The garden of reflection.

#art #drawing #illustration