They think the median voter position is "I'm mad Kamala Harris did a campaign stop with Liz Cheney" when it's "Who is Liz Cheney"

The "type of politician" Cheney wanted to endorse was whoever was running against the January 6th guy because of how unacceptable she found it. This absolutely would've included Zohran

Those people are in love, Jamelle.

We've got to start talking about the epidemic of radical median swing voters

I always think about the guy who said "I'll vote for Hitler if he gives me low prices!" Americans act surprised by this, but they were pretty aware what they were playing around with.

Bernie was felled by the Super Tuesday Dropout Voltron

He also says on that podcast that the last time voters were allowed to pick a Dem nominee was Obama. Just a literal RW disinformation agent at this point

Every swing voter explanation for why they voted for him is unique, like a fingerprint, and each one takes a day off my life

Imagine describing January 6th to someone in 2017 and the TDS they would accuse you of

We love to turn into the letter D, folks

"That's great, but are you calling or folding?"

I know like 3 toplaners and would rather learn brain surgery than attempt a 4th

They know if you've been bad or good. They're just like Santa Claus, when you think about it.

DSA Nerve Gas Caucus

I was assured by Soon-Shiong's daughter that his refusal to publish a presidential endorsement was strictly about Palestine

His investigation fell flat because all his witnesses turned out to be perjurious foreign spies

My friend was concussed by an eventual 49ers linebacker and talks about it like it was the birth of his child

My money's on Grim for the first pro-Hegseth Intercept take

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They've also gone back to never thinking about any of this stuff ever again while the rest of us pore over their decision like a Zodiac cipher

Rule is you gotta take a drink on the spot whenever you hear the word "duopoly"

Yeah I watched an interview with her and she's definitely on board with the "Deep State censored Mr Trump until Twitter was liberated by free speech patriots" stuff