Oh yeah I forgot my family are fundamentalist Christians who think war has to come to the Holy Land. I really brain holed that.

I literally did not understand algebra until we did the Locus Problem in school. Then it all just banged into place.

You give me an Adderall script and a consistent supply of food out there and I'd go buck wild, tell you that much.

Depends on how you stance up with those.

I'd probably drop that snag while I was there, but that's just me

I am physically incapable of being scared of a person in flip-flops or slides.

I'm so desperate I'm starting a side hustle. I ought to be euthanized.

Smoke sesh in Gordon alley, come thu

Guys on the job site were frightened by the FEMA text, like apes discovering a snake.

I'm modding in Australians for my own play through. Gorion is reskinned.

I think it's normal to have an emotional reaction when you see a tree felled or removed, but I think it's More Normal to think through why these things happen.

Well wishes to my testicles in the new climbing saddle. I knew yee well

I am the hottest man in hivis at this walmart

Learned about perspectives geometry in College, use it (almost) everyday.

When I was climbing hard I used to buy this hand cream from a German foosball website that killed all your sweatglands. I slept with socks on my hands with it on. Everyone should do this.

navy SEAL introvert, in television or film: we have to find the alternate entrance point on this schematic

navy SEAL introvert, in real life: she'll probably never actually tell you she likes you. she'll just start talking to you....every day of your life

Sorry brother, I only listen to cowboy shit or hobo stuff.

(joyously) I am going to buy over a hundred dollars worth of groceries.

I'm gonna bag me the baddest Uchicago babe here

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Note: pick a different translation to Lattimore to read out loud. God I need to Retvrn

I get a little misty eyed when I think about doing the Homerathon in college, reading the Illiad/Odyssey out loud for 20+ hours was so fun

LARPing and Violent Extremism | FBI: Law Enforcement Bulletin Definitive practical and psychological distinctions between live action role play and violent extremism can help investigators during their pursuit of justice.

Funniest thing I've read in a while. Would love to be some PHD churning this out to the feds tbh.

It's all fun and games until you actually sleep with the person who runs an Instagram meme page (180k followers) and the next post is about you

Met a dude who knew one of the DC Snipers today, very bizarre to hear him talk about the guys.

Very proud to give my gf her honorary Blue Collar today, she's been waking up at 5:30 to drive me to work. A hero.

I forgot that the main thing people want to know when an Arborist shows up is: "how did you get the rope up there"