my cat is kinda my mr. milchick

never kill yourself

🥀

spent all night in between my two valentines 💘💘 i’m spoiled rotten, this is the kind of greed they wrote about in the bible, etc etc

sometimes im kinda a woman but not in a cis way and not in a detrans way, but in a secret third way

fun fact about masking: if you stopped at any point for any reason, you can just start again :)

Time to move to TikTok’s greatest competitor
CoStar

polyamorous but in the sense that i have tunnel vision for two people at a time instead of one

my wife, doing her makeup at the table while out to breakfast

i’m obsessed with her❣️

i heard the sky is bluer on the other side or something?

hello??

Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what

Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together.