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Posts by SkepDraws 🔞

Yeah, I sure am anti AI, you got me 👍

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>:3

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Looks like Thornton and Avery had quite a romantic evening! They've both definitely wanted this for a while. :3

#pokemon #ultra_beast #beta_design #pheromosa #meloetta

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Now that they've got a safe moment, Tina's taking the opportunity to give Landon a pretty big thank you for saving her. :3

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Gleeb's meeting the crew! She was very surprised and intrigued by Ann's anatomy! :3

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Thornton the Meloetta and his close colleague Avery the Pheromosa have worked together for a long time now, and it seems both of them have been feeling something a bit deeper. :3

#pokemon #meloetta #ultrabeast #pheromosa #pokemonbeta

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A comm set for XaviusNight on Bksy! A reference sheet and fun lil bonus of his OC Issilmakilo!

#commission

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Elvana always takes good care of her non-verbal goblin student/GF Pipistrelle. She always seems to know what Pipi's trying to tell her. :3

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Hot boy >:)

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It’s fucking bizarre how people are acting like something from 2022 is something they can’t live without.

Like dudes, the emotional dependence on a sycophantic machine regurgitating nonsense to encourage you to stop engaging in critical thought and trust the slop is truly depressing to witness.

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I've seen this toony eye style a bunch of times, and thought it'd be fun to try!
And I haven't drawn Duke or Stella in a while, so I put them on a cute new alien gal named Gleeb!

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Caspera can levitate and control her mass to become basically weightless as she pleases, so her breasts don't actually give her any struggles. She just likes being a tease, a flirt and a slut. :3

#pokemon #pokemonnsfw #haunter #exhibitionism

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Caspera the Haunter is a bit of a flaunter. Well, you know what they say: When you got it, g̵e̵t̵ ̵n̵a̵k̵e̵d̵ ̵i̵n̵ ̵p̵u̵b̵l̵i̵c̵ flaunt it! >:)

#pokemon #pokemonnsfw #haunter #exhibitionism

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A comm for @xaviusnight.bsky.social! A reference sheet and saucy lil extra of his OC Enya Greenbarrow!

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A historic day in absurd comedy!

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Steamed Hams full transcript

Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.
Ah.
Superintendent Chalmers.
Welcome.
- I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
- Yeah.
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined.
But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
Isometric exercise.
Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh.
That isn't smoke.
It's steam.
Steam from the steamed clams we're having.
Mmm.
Steamed clams.
Whew.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
I thought we were having steamed clams.
D'oh, no.
I said steamed hams.
That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes.
It's a regional dialect.
- Uh-huh.
Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York.
Really.
Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams.
" Oh, not in Utica.
No.
It's an Albany expression.
I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Oh, no.
Patented Skinner burgers.
Old family recipe.
- For steamed hams.
- Yes.
Yes.
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
- Of course.
Well, that was wonderful.
A good time was had by all.
I'm pooped.
Yes.
I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis.
- Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes.
- May I see it? No.
Seymour.
! The house is on fire.
! No, Mother.
It's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

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She just takes a while to wake up, she'll be okay.

And I hadn't thought of that, but that is a hilarious idea. XD

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Makes sense that a Ghost-type Pokemon might not be the best morning person. :P

Playing with exaggerated proportions again. :3

#pokemon #pokemonnsfw #haunter

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Cute Goom :>

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Not cowardice, just preference. Bestial face/snout/etc is a no from me.

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Oh, you like this one, hm? :)

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Cheese if you please :3

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So I referenced a frame of Pomni from TADC, and a Tom & Jerry meme, and thus is born my magnum opus.

I laughed way too hard at this Honey Cakes shitpost. XD

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That's how AI makers, marketers and shills think. They're genuinely anti-human.

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Saw this pose on a pic a few days ago, so I gave replicating it a shot! :>

#pvz #plantsvszombies #pvznsfw

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A daring escape! Looks like Tina's well and truly impressed with Landon! :>

2 weeks ago 5 1 0 0

Yay, they love her! X3

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Always a good time to have a lil bit of Beqi on your screen. :>

2 weeks ago 5 1 0 0

He will! The new beam's working!

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