June 7th 2025 is the day society will collapse in on itself and we'll all suffer the consequences

|| how could you do this to me

i lobe my wife

IF THERES A HOLE THERES A GOAL

( a small and playful 'ow' . but as long as she has something in here system , she doesn't mind . )

i think callie wants something cute to dote over .

( reaching out , caressing her cheek with her thumb . )

don't let that upset you .

i did . the weather was nice .. couldn't help it .

( passing the soup . oh her poor baby ;; )

i'm guessing , callie has been assuming your pregnant once again ?

Bold of you to assume i'm callie .

( enough of that , just gonna .. turn down the tv and sit on the floor next to the couch . )

i bought some clear soup for you .

@hicolor.bsky.social )

guess who's here ..!! with clear soup . and a massive heated blanket . and herself , obviously .

I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU

i'm right behind you

sorry my love i was so mad i was trying not to kill a nigga

a nigga was almost about to be walking around like that pink fuck from spongebob

yes ma'am

i love my wife guys

everything goes back to the assumption of hating you and that breaks my hearts .

IM GRABBING A PAIR OF PLIERS

its gon be yall fault

ima rip my dick off and then what

NOT EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW I GOT A DICK

yes i'm omw

mmmwwaaa mwaa

okkk 💛💛💛

of course i love you i will always love you my mariee

MY RIEEE!!! so itty so cute

wwhhh,,, mariiuiieeee ☹️

tears of joy she's fucking dramatic as hell and cannot process shit properly at all whenever nervous or overwhelmed

IM GONNA BE A MOM ???

wHHAT .

girl the fuck is you you talking about

will you be my valentine , ma lumière des étoiles ,,? The totality of my absence is ... far from ridiculous .

firefly , i'm sorry for being away for so long .