Waffley contrived, unfortunately.

1/ A cowardly subtweet, as I've not got the bandwidth today to deal with a pile on (and nor do I wish one on this person) but as someone who's set up three parkrun events I feel bound to comment on the suggestion that parkrun UK must comply with demands for 'sex at birth' registration.

That's why I walk at parkrun!

😔

Then Rustle leaves?

Sneaky!

In Birmingham with the @newsagents.bsky.social .

I'm amazed we still have this ritual slaughter televised every year.

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

That isn't to my taste.

But my Ma might.

Little known fact-my mother was the drug squad officer who arrested Marianne Faithfull in 1967, alongside Jagger and Richards. Tough for my
Mum following orders as she adored the Stones and Marianne. But it was a piece of social cultural history which changed Britain. Sleep well beautiful woman.

Maybe he has bladder cancer and doesn't want to upset you with his red piss?

More pictures of parkrunners?!

I plan to stay awake this entire week just to maximize the time between now and Jan 20.

A word about Shirley Bassey. During the very early days of Ziggy Stardust, we often used to play these fairly grotty clubs called the "workingman's clubs." They were sort of like nightclubs but you got a cheap meal. The whole family would come. A round of beer. A rock act. A stripper-sometimes one in the same. Well, backstage one night I was desperate to use the bathroom. I was dressed in my full, battle finery of Tokyo-spaceboy and a pair of shoes high enough that it induced nose bleeds. I went up to the promoter-actually I tottered over to the promoter-and I asked, "Could you please tell me where the lavatory is?" And he said, "Yeah, look down that corridor. On the far end of that wall. You see that sink? There you go." I said, "My good man, I'm not taking a piss in the sink." He said, "Listen son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Still my favourite David Bowie story.

Once again, credit to @lewisgoodall.com and @maitlis.bsky.social, this episode is one of the most insightful pieces of journalism I've heard in a long time.

Nigel Farage and Reform last month: Everyone needs to ignore the sex-based violence committed by one of our MPs.

Nigel Farage and Reform now: How dare people ignore sex-based violence!

Are you one of those young brand ambassador influencer types that my kids watch on tiktok? #ad

Well done internet, as ever the memes are excellent 🤣💜

Prove it. (Cetacean required.)

Came here to say that.

OK Google, why are these Seoul lawmakers congratulating each other at today's impeachment hearing?

"The handshake seals the contract
From the contract there's no turning back
The turning point of a career
In Korea being insincere"

Oh, that must be hell, man.

Yes, we do it in GB too. Some did for the whole of 2022!

Because society doesn't tolerate open displays of revenge against one's children. However much deserved.

Of course daughter was distraught. That joke reflected badly on her.

All the best for *next* week Tony. You're inspirational!

He'll be dead in a year...