“Well, yeah, but I don’t always put my insides out there”

They paused.

“…I could’ve worded that WAY better…”

“What”

“Cause he’s the only person who I get an uncanny feeling from. Like… I’m in this photo and I don’t like it”

“I want to make Evil Jax scream”

“Jax’s biased a[$#] probably would look at both me and my opposite and say ‘it’s the same person’. Like I’ve EVER told him anything but my real opinions!”

“Caine said they’re evil versions, but I think they’re more like OPPOSITE versions. Mine was… uh… *mean*… but not like in a traditional way. Like… you know how sometimes southerners say ‘bless your heart’ but they’re actually meaning ‘you’re a f[!#%]ing idiot’?”

“Yeah, Evil Jax was an NPC Caine made for a softball adventure. I kinda want him to come back, he seems fun”

“He’s submissive and Jax hates him cause he’s a little b[!#€]h. But I think Jax hates him cause he’s everything Jax doesn’t wanna be. Cute, kind, and actually considerate”

They throw another bean plushie at him. It- it lands perfectly on the top of his head.

“…Holy f[!#%] I’m never gonna be able to do that ever again”

“Hey, I follow you around cause I think you’re entertaining”

“Hmph… You’re gonna prepare me correctly next time, right? Wouldn’t want everyone to know you’re an inconsiderate lover, hm?~”

“Wait- YOUR room? You- you NEVER let people in your room, what are you planning?”

“Ughhhhhh… F[!#%], I forgot to get it back… I thought I just misplaced my sketchbook… Turns out the local Perv Bunny had it…”

“D- Don’t call yourself my Jax Toy…! That sounds dirty!”

“I could make a joke and say you’re a sl[#%], but… well, that’s… not true. You’re just a bunny, bunnies are horny or… something”

They can fix this. They can turn it around. It’s fine.

“So you’re saying a fat plushie cat’s your idea of a good time, bunny boy?”

“No like- like- YOUR first!? EXCUSE me??? You- you didn’t- didn’t tell me-“

“Your- WHAT”

They look in the distance.

“WHERE’S THE LIE, CHAT?”

“I mean, sometimes, but only with myself. I don’t even have any toys here though…”

Furry to furry convo

“You’re a furry too, furry to furry convo”

“I like fun!~”

“And why not? You can be a menace and STILL deserve friendship, dumba[$#]… There’s plenty of characters in games and shows that are like that”

//Pomni’s taking a well deserved nap dw

“I mean, nobody really stopped you to begin with, but sure”

“Uh- HELLO? Of COURSE were people! And even if we weren’t, you’ve NEVER watched a show and smiled when the characters actually DO get along or talk to each other!? Like, SHEESH, what kinda trash shows are you watching where the characters are just at their throats all the time?”

//Jax where’s your hallway buddy

“WHAT about it is annoying?! I don’t get it! I’m just treating you like any person deserves to be treated, and yet you hate me for it!”

“Well what the hell WERE you talkin’ about?”