It's been a fucking while
My wife left back in October but I'm genuinely doing better in all aspects of life

Please don't come into my DMs with this bullshit, I will be a fucking cunt

You're not alone.

Please know that by reading this far into my post, some part of you truly believes this.

You're not alone.

Wtf are people liking this old post lmfao,,, not complaining just confused

@alexhirsh.bsky.social

So there's some deep dark secrets to why only adults & Gideon have 5 fingers but kids, teens and Soos have 3, well also Lazy Susan too

👇👇

I wanna make Avalanche proud

It's fucking pretty 😍

Why do I wanna blame anime 🤣

I have a step kink too so I can't judge

Text: ICE spotted 7th & Snyder. 6/10/25 9am: ICE has been spotted on 7th & Snyder Avenue, waiting in three unmarked vehicles wearing tan vests. Show up and alert your neighbors! We keep us safe!

🚨 SOUTH PHILLY: ICE was spotted on 7th & Snyder at 9am this morning; their two unmarked Dodge SUVs (one gray, one black) are heading South on Broad as of 10am. Community members have eyes on them—alert your neighbors!

KKF 7661 gray Dodge SUV
LTM 932 black Dodge SUV

🚨🚨🚨 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x convicted felon & adjudicated rapist Trump did 🚨🚨🚨

Please 🥺
They're be two wet spots pretty quickly

Both are beautiful

I'm ready to be Jackson Pollack

That belly 🥵🤤

Yes

You'd be a good puppy

🤤
Now I want breakfast

I still like you as a friend, I just don't use this as much

Oh to be a pillow 🤤

The waggle
🤤

Either 🤤

Thanks

Well now I'm curious

Link? I need to send it to my BF

You doin okay?

Do I get bonus points for matching the rhythm of the songs?