scrappy doo hadn't occurred to me but now that you've said it nothing has ever fit more

Fake wikipedia page: The Strong Inverse Bechdel test is an arcane technique invented by the warlock Coltan Azur in 1759 NA, originally designed as a method of retrieving forbidden knowledge which would otherwise be inaccessible to baseline sapients. Where the original Bechdel test functioned as a measure of the representation of women in fictional settings by asking whether a work features two women having a conversation about something other than a man, the Strong Inverse test involves two non-fictional women, inserted into a specially-constructed Textual Actual World (TAW) by means of a standard fictional rocketship, talking about everything in the universe. This discursive material can then be sifted for forbidden knowledge using a Kreminski-type inductive story sifter in 𝒪(nlog n) time. Azur conducted the first run of the Inverse Test in 1761 NA, employing their wives Arabella Dust-Kirby and Finally, Finally, The Last Words Are Inaudible, Though Try As You Might To Hear Them, And For The Remainder Of Your Days With Each Rememberance Distort The Unreliable Record Of Memory Until Finally, Finally, You Yourself On Your Deathbed Achieve A False But Comforting Understanding In The Moment You Need It Most as the actants, and using a modified copy of William T. Vollmann’s You Bright and Risen Angels as the substrate. Although initially successful, Azur was unprepared for the sheer volume of forbidden knowledge, much of it deeply unflattering, and suffered a cerebral haemorrhage as a result; they subsequently died in 1767 NA of unrelated causes, and their wives remain trapped in the TAW. The substrate is held in the permanent collection of the Artemis Institute In recent years, the use of the Strong Inverse test has gained notariety as a form of torture, particularly by Formerican intelligence services, who have reportedly used the Strong Inverse test both as part of a polygraph or neuropolygraph, and as a method of sensory overload.

never knew this!

the most bold and prescient adaptational choice stand alone complex made was to respond to masamune shirow laying down “the major should have multiple hot lesbian girlfriends at all times” with yeah. and she should be ignoring them to post on forums

Hell on earth

Closeup of hideously smug pallas cat // manul, a small and fluffy variety of wild cat

In the grocery store, this guy's two daughters (like, 10 and like, 16) said in unison "noooo I don't liiiiike potato salad", followed by the older one saying "I actually don't like any salad because I'm a chud"

Oh no, I dropped my monster contact lense for my magnum eyeball

mumbling "bless the maker and his water, bless the coming and going of him, may his passage cleanse the world" as the septa accordion bus crosses the intersection

Naw naw naw you'd still be more of the bantering and cigarette than the brooding and wine type I think

I think you perhaps have far more of a punk temperament than a gothic one

though your occasional bouts of victorian mental illness do lend you a gothic flair

Gnomescale home

personally I'd have only said I was maybe two of these jawns in height, but I guess from down there I look taller

cat lay on blankets make silly squinty face

three foot four

realised i’ve been making comics for just over 2 years, here’s one of the first 🐱

I didn't realize lex still existed // was still used

have literally only met like three people in the real world who used it (or admitted to using it, anyway)

pulling up to the card shop with a rick owens mat

Nearly every time there's a photographer at the show this happens to me

TSV includes carpenter and therefore it is peak

You've completely blown your cover, now everyone will know you are the creator of bonequest

That crew has also just launched (or is launching like, this spring) another podcast called Our Wars Have Ended or something very similar that I'll probably listen to

i hope the eagles win tonight

🤝🤝🤝

Zelenogorsk the Pallas cat passed away today 💔
He was famous for putting his paws on his tail to keep them warm. He was a major figure and ambassador for this endangered feline species. He lived his life comfortably in a Siberian zoo. Here's a nice video of him www.youtube.com/shorts/jKLi1...
#manul

Someone's phone just rang at max volume on this bus but their ringtone was a woman's voice going "hello boytoy...." seductively with massive synth stabs around it

man I really wish this thing had a private account feature