a cartoon character laying on the ground with the words oh boo hoo oh sob oh cry below him Alt: a cartoon character laying on the ground with the words oh boo hoo oh sob oh cry below him

Buying a Tesla in 2026 is embarrassing.

I always assume these types of people go around yelling, “I’m not mad,” while doors get slammed, and crockery get thrown across the house.

If you see this, post a monster

I think this person is definitely not the least bit mad at all.

An antique depiction of the Virgin Mary and baby Jesus, with baby Jesus depicted as a homunculus, a man who is born fully formed. Trump’s face has been put on top of Jesus’

(Sorry, for off topic post and putting Trump on your timeline, but did you know he was born fully formed as a doctor?)

“ look it’s me, I’m a doctor.” Luna‘s face Photoshop on top of a picture of Jesus.

Looke itse the me, I’m am an dogtor.

“Compliment me, please.“ Tuxedo cat lying on the base of a scratching post.

Gompliment the me, pleaz

“Tomorrow is Monday.” Tuxedo cat lying on a bed looking like she has deep existential dread about the next day.

Tomorro is mondae.

Put the cat in the drier with a tennis ball, and it’ll come out nice and fluffy.

I can’t tell if that commenter has either, never seen a gay person, or a straight person before.

“Dad farted.” Tuxedo cat lying on a bed with an exasperated look on her face.

Dade farded

@realfollowers.bsky.social

“Just chilling outside” Tuxedo cat in a basket Photoshopped into a picture of a garden.

Jost chillign oudeside.

I wish it were.

Flawless

“Yes, I am in the laundry basket. No,I’m not stuck, but could you tip it, please ” Tuxedo cat sitting in a laundry basket with tall sides.

Yeas, I’m am in the laundry baskit.
No, I’m am not stock, butt coud you tipp the it pleas?

What an innocent looking asshole.

I can’t unsee it now. Also a perfect example of realistic art not automatically being good art.

“Dad accused me of chicken based crimes, so I stole his bed while he was up peeing.” Tuxedo cat lying in the middle of an unmade bed looking very smug and cozy.

Dade a cused the me of gommiting chimken based crimbes, so I’m stoled hims bedde whilst the he wos up peaing

Jeg gik på højskole med Rasmus, og så anderledes lyder hans tale altså heller ikke. Jeg synes Ditte, har et meget stort problem når hun ligefrem skal forberedes på at handicappede mennesker eksisterer, for ikke at hun bliver så overrasket at hun sidder og griner, når en af os åbner munden.

Ditte Okman og medvært grinede af person med handicap Radioværterne Ditte Okman og Mikkel Sorgenfrey grinede af person med handicap i program på Radio IIII.

Jeg tror egentlig gerne jeg vil have en forklaring på hvad er det er der morsomt ved Rasmus’ måde at tale på. Hvorfor er det morsomt, Ditte? nyheder.tv2.dk/samfund/2026...

It’s true, Luna got 200/100 on her last spelling test for improving the English language.

We certainly do seem to live rent free in their terrible, terrible little heads.

Thise was the me as an kitton.

And the loud licking noises, how do you explain those, my dear?

“Den lugter også godt,” 🤮🤮🤮 Får flashbacks til dengang mine forældre altid røg i bilen men os børn på bagsædet.

Bedazzled

If the you saw the me wiht mine hed in the racycling, no you didden’t!

Tuxedo cat with her head in a bag of plastic destined for recycling

I caught the trash goblin red handed

Har igen fǎet nedsat boligstøtte. Fuck asociale politikere der ødlægger velgærdsamfundet.