HI GUYS

guess i’ll post this here too

not much else to say other than, Freckles Are Back Baby

i've got an idea for something really stupid we could all argue about: whether or not seatbelts are clothes. i think they're clothes

Alright, youre new here, so lemme tell you how it works. On this site, we are all Blue Mages. We can only use magic stolen from other users. We win arguments by posting lists of our health problems. And we Never. Quote tweet. Doulas

you’re just mad that i’m hanging out with a bunch of sea slugs and you’re not

Hitting my friend with a car to scare him

this is insane

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on the PET SOUNDS album cover all The Beach Boys are feeding the goats except for Mike Love the piece of shit

who wants to take turns sawing at my browbone

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too gorgeous to be unhireable…

wait can i say faggot on here…. another win for the girls

will i ever be able to feel like Him

faggot needs job 20 found dead at the scene

now you listen here doug

you don’t know yoshi like i do

I Am going to sell this house today

successfully forced my bf to download pokémon go again so they can help me get my shiny mew :3

fuck it shiny sudowoodo

everyone’s talking about ave

had a wonderful birthday full of sushi and kurt russell movies…

LETS GOOOO

HES MY FRIEND!!!!!

tears of the kingdom is working my pussy out and i just left the sky islands girls

i never wanna listen to another song again