A huge crowd at First Avenue in downtown Minneapolis the day that Prince passed away

10 Years Ago

Just realized the movie Heat is a movie that takes place in “90s LA” like how one would describe Taxi Driver as being in “70s New York”

Mom and dad doing something makes it less rebellious

The Twins have now lost 4 straight since this ⚾️

The two best vacation spots are “people are here” and “people aren’t here”

The Twins broadcast is comparing Taj Bradley to Justin Verlander. They’re comparing throwing motions and everything

Made this conclusion after one major film. Gremlins came out three years later

Steps of cat understanding when you say their name
1) Cat will ignore you
2) Cat will come to you
3) Cat will meow back and keep on walking

A duck

The Twins are fun!

The WNBA free agent season really seems like a “get out of jail free” card for teams that have been terrible for years

Watching a WWII movie. The director is VERY confident that the viewer can tell the difference between all the actors

Malcolm with the racist sheriff

Won’t be getting into the new Malcolm show

I went and saw Project Hail Mary.
A guy came in with his service dog and the dog sat there the whole time just concentrating on the movie.
Afterwards I told the guy I was amazed your dog watched the movie like that.
He replied, me too especially because he hated the book.

My school’s major investment in laserdisc technology

“President threatens nuclear war. Stocks mixed on opening”

‘Performative Mayor Contest’ mocks Jacob Frey, fundraises for rent relief in Minneapolis Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey appeared to take the event in stride, saying: “If making fun of me raises more money for rental assistance, that’s a great outcome.”

The “Performative Mayor Contest” raised $5,000 for rent relief in Minneapolis, according to organizers, with comedic performances by Frey lookalikes. “The mayor is a performative person. He has a lot of words with no actions,” said comedian Comrade Tripp, who hosted the event.

When Michael Collins was all alone on the far side of the moon, as isolated as any human being has ever been in history, he described the feeling as “restful.” I think about that a lot.

Gregory Sievers, American (1951- ), The Theater, oil, 36 x 24 in, private collection

Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Beignets

The 2026 Minnesota Twins

Twins starters are all pretty good. Twins relievers…

David Hughes Judas: still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: yeah, the last supper Jesus: the what? Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas

Happy Good Friday

dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch X.com nasa

To the server at the nice restaurant next to St. Thomas, you were right to warn us about the hot poutine plate. And right to whisper “be careful” specifically to me

Mamdani should get two bonded cats so they have a friend.

Saw him open a stage door to the street to try and bum a cigarette in Minneapolis. I disappointed him

Went out to dinner and kinda blew up the trivia game. Won $75.

“Do you want me to die, Goldfinger”
“No. I want you to Quantum of Solace”

Turned on the tv at the exact right time

Fell asleep in my Goo Goo Dolls shirt but I don’t that they’d understand