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Posts by Squint
I assume all those boxes are just full of Code Red Sodastream mix
A wall-mounted shelf full of translucent bottles with multicolored yet foul-tasting essential oils inside each one
At the oils store here in the mall and I gotta say I don't see what the fuss is about
I've sampled a ton of these and so far they've all tasted terrible
Cartoon image of a chef cutting Shawarma with the words“unknown pleasures” underneath
she bonkus on my konkus 'til I oyl on her olive
I bet their live shows are a blast!
you must've had a Tangerine Dream I dunno that's all I got
Start training to move up to grapefruit
Hey @fangamer.com, time to start thinking about a supplemental volume to your Dwarf Fortress Guidebook!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTV5...
Captain N-style Mother Brain, yeah?
this sport really needs weight classes
SkyNet is even worse than we imagined in that one of its first iterations has turned out to be The Boss's Kid.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMdx...
Back in the day, this restaurant used to be a bar and this was that bar's hours of operations sign.
You know a place was rowdy if there were emergency phone numbers ON the hours sign and neither one of them is 911.
Happy berfday!
At the National Cherry Blossom Festival in DC
Anyone wanna see the funniest 12 seconds that include a murder?
Willy Crash arcade game stuck on error screen
i guess he will
Hello dark pattern, my old friend
"I've got a 'Hey toots, nice gams' video skip coming up. And... got it. First try, whew."
*raucous applause from the venue*
When you're leaving the cinema but there's a mid-credits scene
Even in the US, where we commonly shorten the fluid "gasoline" to "gas", that would make me call bullshit.
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Stephen King wrote "Word Processor of the Gods" but you would have "MSPaint of the Gods"
It's time to feel old again:
The same number of years have passed between this year and the year "Omoide wa Okkusenman" (思い出は億千万) was released as have passed between Omoide wa Okkusenman and the release of Mega Man 2.
2026 - 2007 = 19
2007 - 1988 = 19
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsj0...
Sir, a second bird is at the feeder
if you got wherever you are via toilet then they absolutely already knew what Taco Bell is
I usually like studio versions of songs more than live, but IMO this Iron Maiden performance of Hallowed Be Thy Name is the definitive one.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vP2...
"Mmm. Free goo."