I take it off. My birthday makes me grumpy, so it’s better I’m doing something I like to do rather than be a dick at work that day.

Coster-Waldau. Why did my spellcheck do that to his name?

Yeah, that would have made the show a lot better. But I was also in middle school when it was on, so I had nothing to compare it to and couldn’t tell.

New Amsterdam staring Nikolaj Coste-Wanda’s before he got famous on GOT

I really liked wolf lake, but I was fairly only me and my friend watched it

On my way to Philadelphia, so probably different guys

I saw a pair once on a flight and the guy using them looked exactly as stupid as you think

We already have a budget crises, how will this fix it?!

After my sister explained what high end, seasonal, farm to table dining was, my grandmother responded “we used to call that being poor”.

How are you this stupid?

Maternal: military police detective. He investigated officers, so the family could never live on base.

Paternal: Minor slum lord in Spokane.

She’s so awful and she can’t see it at all.

Sucker Punch. I sat through that movie angry at every decision it made and then yelled at some guy who said it was feminist.

Is he going to talk about his adventures with his good friend Jeffrey Epstein on the podcast?

One of my friends growing owned one of these coolers and I was so jealous

Why are you such a pissbaby?

What the hell is this photo choice?

look, we eat turkey on thanksgiving, not because it's delicious, but because we are paying our respects to Benjamin Franklin's fursona

Stupid

Fuck you, you spineless old man. You sold us out again because you didn’t want your thursday night flights canceled. Retire!

My partner bought this Batman mask for the cats and both of them hate it.

Log off

Shut up you fascist

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jokes about the confederacy are always funny, but you gotta think about it in terms of "Supernatural lasted 5x longer than the Confederacy", which is absolutely hysterical

Oh shut up you useless idiot

You actually don’t have to pretend the lie is true if you are reporting on this. You can call it a lie and then tell the truth about what he is actually doing. The proof is in the illegal actions he’s taking

Hi Mike, why does an article with your name on it describe a bunch of bribery attempts as a bold departure of political norms? How are you so unashamed of this that you’re promoting it on your personal social media? Consider a different line of work you corrupt prick

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.