stalking people on letterboxd 😁

I watch Love Lies Bleeding ONE time and now Tubi thinks I’m a lesbian

Going through a church cookbook: 8 categories for deserts, 3 for real food, and one for “men and children”

I’ve already completely removed the news from my life in my journey to become dangerously ignorant, I fear bluesky is next

Timothée Chalamet has lied to me, I feel truly betrayed

I’m glad all this snow finally melted after sticking around for a month, I was starting to worry Christmas would be ruined

Just ate a clementine with 26 seeds, it was more seed than flesh

We did it for you Dick Cheney

Ask him if he knows that Sinatra school mascot is a big Hot Dog and their team name is The Franks

Tweet from Infineable saying “I should never have to hear the Beatles”

In case anyone here follows @infineable.bsky.social and is not on twitter, you need to see the vile stuff they’re saying

henry with some fish

another fish for henry

what a peach

king

i understand that our attention is divided as a nation but i do need everyone to know that henry winkler is on a fishing trip

Learning about normal vectors right now, this is the best day of my life

Sneaking alcohol into AP testing and taking a shot every time someone makes a joke about getting a 0 or a 6

i think god should kill you if you go to space

Thomas jefferson

Moral conundrums are now a thing of the past

“Stalking” doesn’t give proper credit to the range of this operation

No, you might as well leave now

Bejalvin should have preemptively gotten a Grammy for this

NEW ALBUM “BEJUBSTEP 3” OUT TOMORROW 3/3

@nuhdubz.bsky.social @grpm1lk.bsky.social @phononmusic.bsky.social @israelstrom.bsky.social @loompaskettee.bsky.social @explorersoftheinter.net @waterspiritmusic.bsky.social @jedwill.bsky.social @youtubepoop.bsky.social @vayre.bsky.social @chrono.bsky.social

Anti-homeless architecture was on to something, we should cover more things in spikes

Mail snow to the PO box in my bio, I’m trying to make the worlds biggest snowman

Instead of playing beer pong with your straight edge friend, try a game of tic tac toe

The next cool trend should be pesticides in humidifiers, I think that would be a cool trend

crypto . com has snipers in their stadium ready to kill Trevor Noah if he makes another joke about trump

as it’s always been, death before detransition

I’ve been reading some political theory, and I’m starting to think we should start a revolution against England

North Korea should stay like that, it’s fun to look at it and say “hmm… how odd”

When I’m eating tortilla chips, I like to close my eyes and imagine I’m on the Maine coast chewing wine glasses