Just saw miis can divorce. I feel sick
Posts by nezu
Splatoon raiders hell yeah
Duck maxing..
they just showed the best hair then immediately cut it.
Reddit post with a photo of the Tower of Babel built on the player's island in Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. The post is titled "miis building on their own?!" and has a description "woke up to this huge tower!! i think they're trying to reach me... how do i punish them?"
furfrou hasn't been in a real pokemon game since the 3ds please let it have body press 🙏🙏🙏
beautiful women in my notifications saying ⚠︎ Forbidden
Our team received a report of intermittent app outages at about 11:40pm PDT on April 15, 2026. They worked through the night to mitigate a sophisticated Distributed Denial-of-Service (DDoS) attack, which intensified throughout the day.
BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)
what are you people doing to those poor miis
Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”
A drawing of a realistic dog wearing a tie saying; "I need to lock in and prove that I am capable. I need to be taken seriously." While a drawing of a cartoon dog says; "I need to stay silly and whimsical lest I lose the very essence of myself." Perpetrating an endless cycle
Endless cycle
Reposting this here for visibility. This is the kind of stuff that honestly makes me wanna just stop running events like LUTI. We can only do so much and our time and deadlines not being respected then us being blamed in return is very frustrating
#compsplatoon
how do ppl have like 30 star weapon badges but still dont know how to play tri color 😭
I drew Scrap for @heavysplatlingyaoi.bsky.social birthday! (ik im late)
#splatoon
Milkle is slaying me 😂
Working as reception and entering a new client whose name is Jarry like Jerry but not.
Thunder excited for his Chewy box ❤️
fucked up broken bluesky feed with VIBES CODED in Dark Souls III death screen font
One of my fav artists is being dragged for a bad take so badly on twitter that it’s trending…
DYM finishes LUTI with a 5-2 win against Carnival Jellies!
@elloganspl.bsky.social: *forgot she had Easter plans*
@mar-spl.bsky.social: mom left us
@nextgen5.bsky.social: when is mom coming back
@lavender-spl.bsky.social: Mom, they threw a hammer at me
@timokthy.bsky.social: We miss our mother :(
I watched one video on how to repair my washing machine and now YouTube won’t stop recommending top 10 cool washing machine moments part 5
H-Town Splashdown #7: Blastoff POSTER REVEAL 🚀
Checkout our exclusive event poster featuring your favorite LAN mascots competing in the LAN Championship Showdown. Where do you think Scuttle is headed to this time? 🤔
Posters will be sold for $15 at the event in ONE WEEK 🔥
#CompSplatoon
im kind of feral about her not in an attraction way but more like a "i need everyone to know how fucking cute and fantastic this desi squid queen is" way
happy #FRY3day!!!
Page one: text on black background, “WAKE UP!”. Eyes open, a baby sea turtle with an eggshell helmet says, “you need to wake up!”
Page 2: helmet turtle says to a green baby sea turtle, who is waking up out off his egg, “we need to get moving.” CRASH! A cormorant breaks through the ceiling of their nest hole. Helmet turtle says MOVE!
Page 3: “when you’re out there, beeline to the water. Don’t stop. Don’t be a hero. Godspeed.” The helmet turtle kicks baby green turtle out the hole off a cliff onto the beach below.
Page 4: baby green turtle lands on the sand. The distance between him and the water is quite large. Another baby sea turtle is being devoured by a seagull and is screaming for help.
I dreamt of the beach (1/4)
Lawrence O’Donnell made a great point.
Nixon won his 1972 re-election in a landslide, winning 49 states.
In 1974 he resigned.
By 1976, you couldn’t find anyone who would admit to supporting him.
Looking forward to history repeating itself.
This place wants me to FAX my resume to them?? FAX????
My fear is that sendou will see my uv textures on my badge submission and kill me