Do you think he ever gets tired of lying?

No King
No King
La La La La La

I like your table

Minnesotans on Bde Maka Ska, a lake in Minneapolis. Photo credit WCCO-TV

This is causing irreversible trauma. He is FIVE YEARS OLD.

The "Leviticus is life" crowd sure seems to struggle with the "Love thy neighbor has thyself" portion

Alright now, fellas (yeah?)

Now, what's colder than being cold?
Ice cold blooded murder

I can't hear you!

I say what's, what's colder than being cold?
Ice cold blooded murder

Getting awfully tired of being gaslit by the US government.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

A moment of silence is in order as I uninstall Hoopla and move Libby to my home screen.

Brewers fans watching Stranger Things 5: Derrick Turnbow?! Really?! The kid's name is Derrick Turnbow?!

The snowbirds are missing out on the view.

You know that feeling of covering up with a blanket that just came out of the dryer? An electric blanket is that. All the time!

No vegetables were harmed in the making of this Brat-cuterie board.

Personally, I like my baseball team's strategy better than the "have unlimited money to buy up all the best free agents for $350 million and then...put them in"

WTF just happened, indeed!

I'm not a crazy person!

4/5 Racing Sausages ain't bad
#Thisismycrew
#Wintonight

This morning I'm thankful my team's name has two syllables because chanting the name +ies ie "cubbies" is gross to me.

Brewers in 5. #thisismycrew

We're number one! We're number one! We're number one!

I've been pregnant before. Our president has not. I remember getting sick during pregnancy and being told Tylenol was safe. It provided some relief from the symptoms PLUS the normal aches and pains of creating a whole freaking human life!!!! My OBGYN told me it was safe and she's an actual doctor.

Happy to be of service

You know what they say about typing in your work email password correctly... The fifth time's the charm!

Hey, the world is a mess. Here's a cute dog.

Wordle in two 😯

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RIP Dale