Thom Yorke was feeling some kind of way that day I guess

"I am an animal / trapped in your hot car"

Worst person

Bluecheck house style

It’s like that guy who would post “I have not been arrested by anyone in Donald Trump’s government. This post will repeat tomorrow if it remains true” every day until he just forgot lol

Haven’t seen this kind of earnest but baffling posting gimmick in years. Feels very 2018, almost nostalgic.

Other people’s Instagram poems I assume

I agree. On Opposite Day that is.

How do people decide where to put the line breaks in Instagram faux-poems. Just make the lines approximately the same length and call it a day?

Sucks

As long as the music isn’t the worst thing I’ve ever heard I can work with it. Unfortunately this rules out 90% of US parishes

MELANIA: You want me. Out of nowheres. To remind every one. Of my best friend, and child sex monster. Jeffrey Epstein?? (squints evilly)

NATHAN FIELDER: (voice over) The First Lady loved my idea.

That's why they were unimpressed, they were like who is this guy kidding he hasn't even finished his doctorate

Actually I'm merely an adjunct instructor,

“Dreher” = “turner” in German

Out of curiosity I looked up the Pentagon’s chapel, and as a Catholic, I fully support restricting worship here to Protestants.

Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"

What special affinities appeared to him to exist between the moon and woman? Her antiquity in preceding and surviving successive tellurian generations: her nocturnal predominance: her satellitic dependence: her luminary reflection: her constancy under all her phases, rising and setting by her appointed times, waxing and waning: the forced invariability of her aspect: her indeterminate response to inaffirmative interrogation: her potency over effluent and refluent waters: her power to enamour, to mortify, to invest with beauty, to render insane, to incite to and aid delinquency: the tranquil inscrutability of her visage: the terribility of her isolated dominant implacable resplendent propinquity: her omens of tempest and of calm: the stimulation of her light, her motion and her presence: the admonition of her craters, her arid seas, her silence: her splendour, when visible: her attraction, when invisible.

James Joyce MoonPoasting in Ulysses:

Wait a sec...

Tbh I would have put Tortured Poets if I remembered it lol

Also Rhymin' Simon is a great album tbc I just wince every time I think the title

The "coolest shit ever" got cropped out of this so for all we know he's pointing to something really bad while saying this. So thank you, yes this is me.

I liked Exile when I listened to it once or twice, will have to disagree on Yoshimi

I would have put It Takes a Nation if I hadn't already had a PE album on the list. I'm Wide Awake is just slightly too twee for me

(From a Twitter prompt)

Worst album titles:

Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer?
Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots
Exile in Guyville
There Goes Rhymin' Simon

Good album titles:

Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain
Only God Was Above Us
Bridge Over Troubled Water
One Day It Will Please Us To Remember Even This
Fear of a Black Planet
5 Leaves Left
So Tonight That I Might See
Blood on the Tracks
Astral Weeks
Master of Reality
Ghosts of the Great Highway
Room on Fire

I’ve been getting Suzuki-pilled

Your muted words the shrill wailing of endless sirens in text & tags the vast hum of terrible machines in text & tags the coarse grinding of bone against metal in text & tags the jeers and hisses of ungodly men in text & tags

Enough