You mean Jason Hanke from that Seinfeld episode is in The Office as Robert California (and whatever that other show you mentioned is), but that’s ok.

RIP P.E.A.C.E.

Mark Sutcliffe: “Lansdowne 2.0 is a smart, responsible investment for Ottawa. We receive more than $400 million…” Illustration of newly rebuilt North-side stands and arena

Logos of the Ottawa Redblacks, Ottawa 67s, Ottawa Fury, Ottawa Blackjacks, another soccer team whose name I can’t remember, and the City of Ottawa Noticeably absent: PWHL’s Ottawa Charge

In promoting his half-a-billion bailout for the private company that runs Lansdowne Park, Ottawa @mayormarksutcliffe.bsky.social posted an illustration of the new sports complex

Noticeably absent: The logo of the Ottawa Charge women’s hockey team, which has the top attendance in the PWHL

Legends

When companies send you a 6-digit verification code it’s always some shit like 898660

Matte Glamour - Colour feat. Patience of Flight Distance YouTube video by Music.Art.Ppl

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Take cover; a wraith hovers and shakes rain gutters; it breaks cupboards and maintains the pain of mothers
Causes a constant racket, its name uttered could levitate houses and leave in its wake rubble

You hold your candle hoping love will prevail, while hatred’s got its thumb on the scale; blood in its nails

I’m at your gathering contemplating my exit strategy

2015. @el-p.bsky.social photobomb. #RIPBender

I used to sketch every day but lately all I draw is ire

Send me an email. Let me send you some demos of solo self-produced shit. I appreciate the ongoing support! Flightdistance@gmail.com

Shout out to @psapphorossetti.bsky.social

Time is on the side of the oppressor

Question everything like Kiwis and Australians

(Get it? Every statement sounds like a question with a New Zealand or Australian accent. I don’t know if this is a good line or not but no one sees these tweets, so whatever.)

Pass me the aux cord: nails on a chalkboard

Staccato signals of constant information

Homeboy Sandman & Edan #NeverUseTheInternetAgain YouTube video by Stones Throw

Get me off the Internet please. That’s enough for one day. If you need me I’ll be outside in the snow.

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RIP Bender. Seven years ago, my best friend on the planet died. He was brilliant and hilarious and magnetic and otherwise had qualities that are impossible to put into words.

Here’s a mural by Prank, Hiero and Mopes, around the corner from what used to be Babylon—a very important place.

If you’re into tattoos, follow my main dude @awadtattoo.bsky.social today.

Ooh no I have not. It’s going on the list. I’ve seen The Art Life and liked it.

If you’re like me and you’ll be indulging in all things Lynch in your foreseeable free time, I highly recommend the David Foster Wallace story about his experience on set during the shooting of Lost Highway—in which he describes his first impression of Lynch, seeing him casually peeing on a tree.

Engrave my tombstone in Comic Sans

Damn man. You’re in a good place. That fierce hankering is a daily thing for me.

I’m always in the pocket like Artful Dodger

I walk a tightrope in ice skates

Whatever the future holds, you’ve got this. Prayers up for your father and you.

What is stopping you from making this man rich?
He’s got talent for centuries and deserves some love (social media likes don’t pay the bills)