Looked directly at lightbulb as turning it on again award

Call me Ben the way I Folds these Fives

Attempting to see someone dj with a thruple and getting stuck in the time loop bc they all just start making out whenever I leave the room

It's not all fun but it is all games .

Fuck this Marco Rubio fucker

Wow it’s so cool I know an alien visitor

2026 tootsie-roll hate convention will be held in Kalamazoo Michigan this year

#SGSSensai hi Stephen, listening the most recent episode and just wanted to say that “sovereignty” doesn’t so much refer to an actual land/country, but rather the authority or independence of a country/group/individual. Which feels very appropriate considering the current events in elbaph

You know what. I’m here for the journey. So let’s keep it moving

Sometimes you just gotta take the piss

I could make a billion ziollion dollars writing books like “the zen of Fortnite” or “the zen of Katamari Damacy.” Cause I’m the only one whose ever thought enough about these through lines and I’d write them crazy good

I like the pixies I’m not afraid to admit it

I could make a billion ziollion dollars writing books like “the zen of Fortnite” or “the zen of Katamari Damacy.” Cause I’m the only one whose ever thought enough about these through lines and I’d write them crazy good

You don’t even need chopsticks for ramen, you can cut the noodles with your spoon against the side of the bowl.
Follow me to #learnmore about Asian cuisine!

For some reason “Cali sober” sounds a lot better than “not drinking anymore”

Just got this, what a coincidence

The midwestern urge to take half a tab and shovel snow

If I show you a cool rock, that’s a body

my fellow americans, here’s your mission this holiday season:

1) if you don’t own a bidet, put it at the top of your gift wishlist

2) if you do own a bidet, then gift a bidet to someone else

nothing else matters this year… not jesus, not joy, not stockings, not roast beast… ONLY spreading bidets

Getting back in my zone. You gotta just tweet.

It’s not about engagement it’s about sending a message

Ooo girl! Cook me like an electric grill!

Everybody’s so beautiful

Ooo girl! Cook me like an electric grill!

Almost told a parking cop something really heinous

Episode 889, “Raise The Flag” (with GolferGareBear & Dr. Raylene Bentlin) — The One Piece Podcast Today we’re breaking down the Straw Hat flag’s presence at international protests with GolferGareBear and Dr. Raylene Bentlin!

The Straw Hat jolly roger has become a symbol of protest movements across the world.

This week we take a deep dive into the use of #OnePiece across the world with @theonepiecedr.bsky.social and GolferGare, please give it a listen if you can! 🏴‍☠️

www.onepiecepodcast.com/podcast/onep...

Skateboarding

Don’t let your dreams just be dreams

My thing is, you just don’t call yourself MJ Lenderman unless you’re an attorney, lending people money on bad credit, or both

I hate when #bae gets voted off the great British baking show

Sippin that soup that made tom say yum