“Ew why is it so big”
I’m sorry.

“Is that a snake”
I’m sorry.

“It’s a monster”
I’m sorry.

“Is that a third leg”
I’m sorry.

I’m sorry.

MUSTARRRRDDDDDD

Oh yeh, we cooked lads

Had that bed warmer on all night

Every time my alarm rings I think to myself, is this what life if really about

Girls with the best personality!

What you doing with all that movement back there

My wife & kids > Martin

Need the new iPhone to come out already

Bart Simpson writing ‘these muthafuckas ain’t stoppin me’ repeatedly on a chalkboard

Happy birthday in advance

Never

F*cked Around & Used All My Sick Days, Now I Gotta Call In Dead. Moral of the story is by any means necessary 😌 Gm skeeters! 👋🏾

I’m just a chilled guy

I tired this but she be saying she’s only playing after, donno what to believe

forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times

my face when i see someone watching videos at max volume

Is not red flag for me
Cos, I will break up with you

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Someone said it’s because she gives off more masculine energy? This true !?!?

Chat is it red flag if she has more guy friends then girls !?

At what point does the bag start chasing me?

Might fuck around and come back as J Cole or something

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We could have came on this app and chose to be anyone but we decided to be ourselves

Yes Lord

Yall 25+ up in here right? 👀 asking for a friend