My submission for #JingleGameJam2025 -- If you can't beat them (rods), join them (rods). also youre santa claus

fifteengames.itch.io/kris

New blog post! How I used ChatGPT to automate my buzzer, and the perils of doing so...

aldenhallak.com/blog/posts/a...

If you see them, report them. The racist fish will sometimes slip through, but if they're reported they'll get removed. Are the ones in your screenshot still live? They say Aug 2, 2024 - I thought I caught that wave.

DrawAFish.com Postmortem — Aug 3, 2025 Incident A blameful postmortem of how my viral HackerNews project got compromised by legacy passwords, missing auth, and the perils of vibe coding.

Made some enemies on the internet with my fish drawing website. Postmortem of some flaws they used to try to ruin it:

aldenhallak.com/blog/posts/d...

Ah jeez, I'm sorry. Looks like I left a critical security vulnerability in my code. It's patched now, I'm working on rolling back the usernames now. I'm sorry you had to see that

Hm, I could add more colors, but the fish detection algorithm might struggle with them. I have to do some brainstorming...

Phil comic art

:)

That's a good idea, I trained quite a bit against the swastikas but it looks like that's not sufficient :/

Built fish tinder so I could moderate fish really fast

There's approve/delete and then mark as valid/invalid. I train on the valid/invalid - sometimes I want to approve a fish that I wouldn't want to automatically approve (I.e. something with text, symbols, nonstandard fish that's funny)

Bexexe FYI urs went to moderation and I approved it so hard

people love my site!!! :))))

Be careful with what accusations you're throwing... when I'm a billionaire off these penis drawings, you might regret it..................

We shouldn't have to work this hard, we should want to work this hard... unfortunately the alienation from our labor makes it nearly impossible to enjoy work, except for a small elite upper class.

CIA in the 50s level of obscure sabotage

GitHub - aldenhallak/fishes Contribute to aldenhallak/fishes development by creating an account on GitHub.

Yeah no worries! I intentionally made the credit small and out of the way in the footer as to not distract from the fun UX of the site :)

I have the github repo public for the frontend, which has a (poorly written) write-up and the training code for the fish detector.
github.com/aldenhallak/...

Made this cute little website over the past month in my spare time. So many fish have been drawn!!! No idea where they're all coming from. A real field of dreams moment :)

I made this!!! So happy you like it:)

Women hold up half the sky. Other half? Trans and nonbinary folx

Nothing more humiliating than when a motion activated thing doesn't work . Waving multiple times. Thinking Maybe this wave will do it. Nope . Hanging myself in the workplace break room I guess

shane gillis in the bud light commercial as an apology for hunter

lowkey a sneeze feels so good when you don't have a mid coworker in your ears saying bless you

do u think guys that are into pegging think that every guy is into pegging and that they're the only ones open about it

i'm your friend crazy michael . don't you remember me jakey.

September 10th 2001 Haiku:

I Sure Hope Nothing
Happens To The Twin Towers
Tomorrow Morning

[Three Guys Figuring Out Their Role In Their Choir]

(guy with high voice): yeah i think ill be an alto

(guy with low voice): bass for me! or maybe a tenor

(guy who's about to get a ton of pussy): i'm doing the beatboxing

must feel cool as fuck to be the guy beatboxing in the a capella group

thank you :)