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whoa to anyone standing underneath that display. media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2l...

I am really tired of winning.

I love 19th century technology!

they really are trying to relegate themselves to being a relic of the 20th century.

And cost the US a lot more money and Iran being way better off than when they started.

1897 is so appropriate. It's just like the year this legislation comes out of.

Will this be state owned media?

i do not recall "to not bother" everyone was needed. Thank you for unleashing the Nazis.

My hometown.

She is LEGEND!

A beautiful human being who has made this world a better place.

Who else agrees Biden was—without a doubt—a better president than Trump could ever be? #VoteYesVirginia

Pancreatic cancer mRNA vaccine shows lasting results in an early trial Scientists caution that more research is needed, but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalized vaccine are still alive six years later.

There’s no routine screening for pancreatic cancer, most cases aren’t operable, and the five year survival rate after diagnosis is around 13%. It’s a traumatic news.

But new personalized mRNA immunotherapy is showing encouraging results in Phase 1 clinical trials.

Keep funding science!

The Onion plans to turn Infowars into a comedy site with satirical echoes of the fringe conspiracy theories that Mr. Jones is known for. Tim Heidecker, one of the comedians behind “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, has been hired to serve as “creative director of Infowars.” He said he initially plans to parody Mr. Jones’s “whole modus operandi.” Mr. Heidecker has been working on his impression of Mr. Jones. But eventually, when that joke gets old, Mr. Heidecker said that he hoped to turn Infowars into a destination for independent and experimental comedy. “I just thought it would be just a beautiful joke if we could take this pretty toxic, negative, destructive force of Infowars and rebrand it as this beautiful place for our creativity,” Mr. Heidecker said in an interview. During a recent trip to Philadelphia, he traveled to the Liberty Bell to film a video in character as the new creative director of Infowars.

Get excited.

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/b...

The Onion says it has struck a deal to take over Infowars The move would allow the satire site to turn Alex Jones' conspiracist creation into a parody of itself.

God bless the godless @theoion.com www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Good on him the scales are falling from his eyes.

Trump to read Bible verses as part of week-long faith event President Donald Trump will read a piece of Old Testament scripture during the week-long America Reads the Bible event.

And for my next act i will stumble and fall over a 1 inch hurdle. Is this real??? www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

Sorry I was in S Philadelphia so I missed 😓

Why is the State Department cut out?

Curt Simmons owned a golf club along with Robin Roberts a couple of miles from me. He lived on the golf course. A few years ago the course closed and was developed with housing.

Not as dramatic but still eye catching.

At least two white sox fans.

Fico can eat a bag of d*cks.

Fucking clankers are stripping us of our humanity and dignity. There’s the answer.

I agree with what he said.

Bill Maher Issues Dire Warning About 1 Threat Humanity Is 'F**king Around With' The "Real Time" host dedicated his entire "New Rules" segment on the work of "hoodie-wearing, on-the-spectrum sociopaths."

The "Real Time" host dedicated his entire "New Rules" segment on the work of "hoodie-wearing, on-the-spectrum sociopaths."

I have also issued my own “fresh regulations” about this.

He’s older than Trump.

Pokémon cards.