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Posts by jordan.

it's not just the fact that neither of my parents got it together to send me anything it's the fact that i'm also alone once again i thought my aunt would be home but she casually mentioned yesterday that she was going out of town like it really has to be something about me

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i wish that the holidays didn't make me feel like this!!!

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you need to be jailed or perhaps put in the stocks like they did in the olden days

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yeah this is the correct reaction to the way you send tiktoks

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i would get a reduction if i didn't think my boobs were one of the very few attractive things about me

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confessing something to my closest handful of friends here on this website but i fucking hate wearing a bra so much that i will just wear a tight tank top under my scrubs and let that hold my boobs up

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prices were lower when he was in office bc it was OBAMA'S PRACTICES IN PLACE ‼️‼️‼️‼️

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office manager and a patient are talking abt how much they love tr*mp get me OUT OF HERE

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i love feeling included

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i'm officially In my coworker at my full time job offered to pick up mcdonald's if i mobile ordered bc she was going there to get her own lunch...

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i did this 3 weeks ago it skyrocketed my mental health but i also immediately found a new job so. i got lucky but i always support quitting your evil shitty job

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i enrolled in marketplace insurance i actually get very many tax credits bc i took a huge pay cut so i can afford it

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forced to go to bed at 7pm bc there is something medically wrong with me but i don't have insurance again and won't for probably a year so i can't be worrying about that

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right now. that's when.

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can't even do wrapped stuff on twitter bc my twitter is still showing 0 followers and 0 following after 3 days of being reactivated

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working at a doctor's office is the WORST i had about 20 minutes where i thought i was going to end it all because of how busy i was

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working at a doctor's office is the best i love free lunch and sketching in my little sketchbook in between 30-45 minute bursts of pure panic

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mall got evacuated today for a gas leak AFTER we had been in there for over an hour and they told us we were fine. so if i die mysteriously it was the gas leak.

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whatever i don't need family or community or people to talk to i have so many fucking snoopys

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the year i was sick with covid and couldn't even see my mom, they didn't call for christmas either so this is the most shocking news to no one ever

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whatever it doesn't even matter that literally no one from my family has reached out to me today even though they're all together i should be used to this

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me vs quick sketching (i'm telling myself it is okay to post this bc it is not actually part of a current project i'm working on)

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yes just taking a break from over there, it's stressing me out more than i need! self care is deleting twitter sometimes

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omg i deactivated my twitter but consider this my reentry

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PLEASE I THOUGHT THE SAME THING READING THAT

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there were dance performances and acoustic christmas songs at the mall AGAIN today right next to my store it was awful. also i have NO idea but she was asking about dyes and if things were skin safe like girl we are inside a lush. obviously. (also the glitter is seaweed based and septic safe btw)

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not to be your personal reply guy but literally me at work today why were there children EVERYWHERE and why did everyone want samples. why did one lady ask me what our glitter was made out of do i look like i have my shit together enough to know that off the top of my head

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wait this is so cute i don't think i've ever seen this before

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i truly hope y'all like the ppu because you're getting more ppu and perhaps only ppu for the foreseeable future (i can only accomplish what i need to in 6 more fics)

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3000 words into this OUTLINE OF A FIC we are simultaneously so back and so over

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