If your mate introduced you to his new gf & seemed really in love but you noticed "she" was a murmuration of starlings hovering in the shape of a woman, would you tell him

Oh no

Some boys are smaller than others

Thought this was Jools Holland for a second

We need stricter punishments for misuse of the Breaking News graphic

Misread title: A Moth in the Country

Just heard Troy Deeney invoke the line ‘When people show you who they are, believe them’, in relation to Robert Sanchez’s shortcomings as a goalkeeper

Bit harsh

This thing is so much itself

They should arrange for a posse of their mates to be loitering outside, to call their bluff. Then: separate Q&As with each mate

The bar, as they say, is low

This may seem like a petty distinction but it has huge implications from a payroll point of view

Ice-olation

‘Here are the young men, the weight on their shoulders’ is a reference to Santa’s elves, not a lot of people know that

For sale: baby Crocs, too ugly

Excellent liquid-to-biscuit ratio

Fantastic stuff. Side note: I saw Phil Wingfield play many times. He was really good!

Yes!! A bit of a cheapskate move imo

It’s giving Partick Thistle

Link pls

Photo of bird guidebook, two birds labelled 'immature' and 'juvenile'

wasn't expecting this bird book to be so harsh on the birds

What does this say

Another Pope we can work to death because of his idiosyncratic refusal to unionise.

I had this same thought! The wording is odd

Would be most unfortunate if we ended up banning potted summaries by mistake

With this name + face combo, absobloodylutely

I had the very same thought!!

Yes!!

Sold!