Mr. Moto, a Japanese character played by Peter Lorre, famously not Japanese

deeply fascinated by this 30s american pulp character named mr. moto, an agent of the japanese empire and was meant to be a heroic figure. and reading that he supported expansion into china but wanted it done "slowly and carefully." they fucking invented a neoliberal agent of the empire LMAO

What do you think about Sayla Lalah

沖田さん🌸

If you don't stop hiding behind the block button there will be consequences. You have been warned.

汐ちゃん

vn tier list:

s tier
the matrix (peak fiction)

a tier
pokemon platinum (still fun to this day)

b tier
blues clues (good adventure/mystery, kept me in suspense)

c tier
geoguessr (midslop that lacks nuance and depth(

f tier
full metal daemon muramasa (unnescessary sex scenes)

footlongdingledong posting on tumblr to say: "we all got that one homie who was added during the limited time collaboration event"

trying to get my mii to fall in love

おはようございます☀️☀️

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

this shit is driving me bananas

A news article that says "seals remember what they just did - but only for about 18 seconds" and the image has been edited to be the pokemon spheal (round seal) from the pokearth youtube video lying vacantly in the snow

Tomodachi Life for game of the year

wait hold on ill need to think for a minute

The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

every other video game video essay

Alex sits across from a woman at a table who reads from pamphlet "OK, so the rules of this game are: 1. players move around the baord in a counter-clockwise fashion..." Alex thinks to herself "this board game woman is tedious, but her dating profile indicates she's a real freak in bed." Her expression remains placid as the speech bubble containing the endless rules recited by the board game woman collapse Alex's face. Later in the boudoir, Alex is in fetish gear with the board game woman who says "alright, let's do this." She then picks up a pamphlet and reads "the rules of this are: 1 players move around the board in a counter-clockwise..."

Both of my hands hurt for some reason.

💅

no lies detected

seven minutes with wesker

whatever *moans and shits cutely*

omgggggggg

Put bluesky in the pool to cool it off