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Ford government to sell $28.9M private jet, dubbed 'gravy plane' The so-called “Gravy Plane” has been grounded before it even took flight. Just days after revealing the purchase of a nearly $30 million private jet, Premier Doug Ford says his government is now selli...

The moment he heard “gravy plane” he knew he had to sell it

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What I Mean When I Say I'm Tired I don't mean I want to sleep. I mean I want to disappear for a while. To be rain on a stranger's roof. To be smoke rising from someone else's fire. I don't want to die. But I do want to rest in a way the world has never allowed me. I don't want comfort. I want quiet. I want the mercy of being unseen without being unloved.

What I Mean When I Say I'm Tired ~ K.E. Sermonté

"I want quiet.
I want the mercy of being unseen
without being unloved."

ME, trying to impress date: Hmm, yes...I think we’ll try the 2004, I’ve found that to be an excellent year.

SOMMELIER: Wait, go back. Did you just say “peanut grigio”?

Count me in. I'll learn the source material.

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

nothing to fear with that little guy he's so cuuuute

Screenshot Lucavi @lucavi_ftw good news everyone SPACE com Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say.

Were

Were those the only two options

the artemis ii pics of the moon and perfect splashdown reminded me what actual science looks like – instead of, say, an ai program named clifford that can write christmas cards for me.

The astronauts
Their pod is open
Yes
YES
The astronauts are out

#ArtemisII

And so another bag of salad mix has come to my fridge’s crisper to die in peace...

Check out Public Access Analog Horror Mystery TTRPG by The Gauntlet Gaming Community on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/gau...

we are so close to unlocking The Moon Pact, please share this around there's only 3 days to go!

mariah # @alltooriah • 20h teaching my cat about artemis II, space and our beloved moon <3 (photo of orange cat watching tv) @NASA Tell your cat the Artemis II crew said pspsps 8:18 PM • Apr 6, 2026 • 4.5M Views

reposting with alt so i can share!

Public Access now allows players to have tamagotchis instead of a cool dog as part of the “Say Hello To My Little Friend” move, which is the single fucking funniest substitution you could make in this nightmare generation game.

A 'Dinosaur Smarties' Easter egg.

Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

God I should have married rich … is there still time for that ? Rich hot and likes a peaceful house

incredibly relatable

In one life, we are raising a family, laughing as we pull dinner from the oven. In another, I am hunting you across moors, I am enchanting you with terrifying magic, I am attaching your soul to ornate jewelry

If my china and silver could go through the dishwasher I *would* use it every day

oooh the gold is so pretty!

You absolutely don't ever have to hand it to Tucker Carlson.

Not even once in this video did I expect the next step. Not once

When you accidentally spell it "Shapeshitter" and now all you can think about is wombats.

a blurry nightvision picture from my doorbell camera, showing a raccoon right up close to the lens with biiiig round eyes and happy little triangle ears

hello from the raccoon outside my house at 2am :)

All movies can be werewolf movies if they take place during other phases of the moon and their lycanthropy just doesn't come up in the plot

LESBIAN WHO JUST HEARD THE PHRASE “GOLD STAR MILITARY FAMILY”: So the whole family has only ever slept with soldiers…?

Honestly when I see or hear people using these, I treat them like they have a Nazi tattoo. You don't get to use Nazi language and not be treated like a Nazi. You just don't.

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