Israel is very sorry that a soldier sledge hammered a statue of of Jesus in the face. While they destroy the Christian town around it.

How could the court be so antisemitic?

Hoping our social media vetting policy won't include Angus Taylor's social media.

#auspol

In two to three weeks Trump will provide a time frame for an end to the war, which will be approximately two to three weeks.

#auspol

If only Australia had bountiful gas reserves to help us out of this predicament.

#auspol

FFS @albomp.bsky.social you didn’t even tell people to bring a towel. #Auspol #DontPanic.

The PM will this evening make an address to the nation.

He was to announce that extra terrestrials had made contact with the people of Earth.

However, after a brief discussion they thought better of it and went home.

#auspol

An Iranian drone has destroyed a US Boeing E-3 Sentry on the ground.

If you're wondering, it does the same job as a Wedgetail E7, like the one Australia just sent to the UAE.

#auspol

National Press Club counting it's blessings that they weren't murdered en masse after an address by the new Israeli ambassador, Hillel Newman.

#NPC #auspol

The ABC put out a call to interview a conga-line of political idiots.
And in they came.
#afternoonbriefing #auspol

It may yet turn out that Moira Deeming is more electable than someone who acts as a referee to a pedophile.

#auspol

Isn't it great how the top news stories today include what time the AFL grand final will be played months from now?

#auspol

One eunuch to another.

#insiders
#auspol

Sheridan : We need to extract more gas.

For Japan.

#insiders
#auspol

Israel has resumed it's policy of accidentally killing journalists and ambulance crews.
#auspol #insiders

The US and Israel have been successful in diminishing missile stocks.
Their own, yes.
#Insiders #Auspol

Sheridan : As long as you are not a criminal or insane, we should preference you. No policies required.

#insiders
#auspol

Did you know that in Queensland, it is now illegal to oppose apartheid and genocide?
#auspol #qldpol

And your point is...what?

Lawyers criticise ‘extreme’ arrest of Isaac Herzog protester after NSW police release video The 42-year-old is the 26th person charged after February rally against Israeli president that led to violent clashes between police and protesters

At least they didn't double tap his building.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

#auspol

"President Donald Trump has singled out Australia while accusing a string of allies of failing to help secure the Strait of Hormuz"

So he's "singled" out Australia and everybody else.

#auspol

On the upside, Malinauskas is sufficiently stupid to be an acceptable consolation prize.
#SAPol #AusPol

Another ringing endorsement of our political ideologies.
#SAPol #AusPol

Bridget McKenzie can't help interjecting. It's a form of Tourette's and related to how LNP policy is formed.

Pine Gap is definitely not providing targeting information. They do a great pay TV broadcast though.

Perhaps we could give our gas reserves to the Gulf States so that they can sell gas back to us at an inflated price. No shipping required.

That might help.

#auspol

Why are the women on #insiders doing high pitched women voices?

Is that all we need to do too?

Australia has a lot in common with 1952 Iran.

And unless we want to become 1953 Iran, we'd better keep giving away our resources to foreign powers.

#auspol

Bridget Archer is looking into converting a fleet taxis into ambulances. If that doesn't work they'll be converted into a fleet of hearses.

#politas

If you're in need of immediate, life-saving medical attention call 000 TAXI .
#politas