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Posts by xeophin

Ist der Wal schon tot?

Wem der BILD-Ticker zu emotional, die Tagesschau zu dem Thema zu schmallippig und die Influencer zu befangen sind, aber trotzdem wissen will, wie es dem Wal geht, ein kleiner Service:

istderwalschontot.de

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Can't wait to see what it makes of all my cat scream emojis and melting face emojis.

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Arby’s Reclassifies Their Food As Entertainment

Restaurant Says Menu Items Intended For Amusement Purposes Only

Arby’s Reclassifies Their Food As Entertainment Restaurant Says Menu Items Intended For Amusement Purposes Only

Arby’s Reclassifies Their Food As Entertainment theonion.com/arbys-reclassifies-their...

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Amazon is cutting off support for older Kindles Amazon has sent out emails to some of its users, with a warning that it's discontinuing support for Kindle ereaders and Fire tables released in 2012 or earlier.

Amazon is cutting off support for older Kindles www.engadget.com/mobile/amazo... - but don't worry! Bountiful beneficent Bezos is "encouraging" you to buy a new one with a 20% discount, so just drop your old one in a canal, hoik it at a baby eagle, or bash an otter to death with it.

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Highlighted section of the Copilot ToS which says "Copilot is for entertainment purposes only"

Highlighted section of the Copilot ToS which says "Copilot is for entertainment purposes only"

www.microsoft.com/en-us/micros... is it good to build an entire economy and software infrastructure on this

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hello 👋 i have developed a new tool called blüuümpíi. blüuümpíi will convert every file on your hard drive to a .wav file without asking you, maximize your system volume, and play them on every bluetooth speaker you have ever connected to. if you offer feedback on blüuümpíi i will take legal action

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Ich weiss jetzt ja auch nicht, weshalb mir nun gerade all die Mitte-Politiker in den Sinn kommen, die während der ganzen Individualbesteuerungsdebatten nicht müde wurden zu betonen, dass sie «alle Lebensmodelle* unterstützen».

* Alle, solange die Frau das «Substitut» bleibt, offensichtlich 🙃

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Over the past year, every single time one of the apps or services I use suddenly became less reliable and more buggy, I never have to look far for the "Claude is amazing and now writes most of my code" post for the devs involved.

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tom of finland coffee and moomin coffee

tom of finland coffee and moomin coffee

which way western man

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Made low-poly goldfish #256fes
256 polygons, 150 vertices each

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We don’t need gender markers on birth certificates.

We don’t need gender markers on drivers’ licenses.

We don’t need gender markers on passports.

We need politicians who will make the bold moves to remove these relics.

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US-Lobbyist attackiert die Bundes­kanzlei Ein Berater der US-Handels­kammer interveniert gegen Digitalisierungsstrategie.

Der Berater der "Swiss-American Chamber of Commerce" greift direkt die Bundeskanzlei an, weil diese eine Weisung für mehr "digitale Souveränität" erlassen hat.

Eine beispiellose Einmischung eines US-Lobbyisten in die Digitalpolitik eines souveränen Nationalstaats.

www.republik.ch/2026/02/27/u...

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Apple Announces Discontinuation of iPhone Product Line - Newsroom - Search Apple Newsroom Search Results

time to all default to eink tablets

www.apple.com/newsroom/sea...

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i built an entire x86 CPU emulator in CSS (no javascript)

you can write programs in C, compile them to x86 machine code with GCC, and run them inside CSS

lyra.horse/x86css/

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How tenaciously Palantir courted Switzerland Internal documents show how the country finally rejected pitches by tech company Palantir.

Finally available in english and paywall-free

We are sued for this article.

Palantir doesn't want policymakers and decisionmakers or anyone to read this article...

Streisand, Galore! 😉

www.republik.ch/2026/02/18/h...

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at last, we have invented retrophenology from the classic Discworld text Don’t Invent Retrophenology

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I don't know what game this is, but importing the Space Marine 2 character models into it was genius.

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"Obviously the baby crushing engine has some drawbacks but we would like to talk about its benefits right now."

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"I say! Are you Georgina?"
The child in the opposite bed sat up and looked across at Anne. She had very short
curly hair, almost as short as a boy's. Her face was burnt a dark-brown with the sun, and
“Famous Five 01 - Five On A Treasure Island” By Enid Blyton 7
her very blue eyes looked as bright as forget-me-nots in her face. But her mouth was
rather sulky, and she had a frown like her father's.
"No," she said. "I'm not Georgina."
"Oh!" said Anne, in surprise. "Then who are you?"
"I'm George," said the girl. "I shall only answer if you call me George. I hate being a girl.
I won't be. I don't like doing the things that girls do. I like doing the things that boys do. I
can climb better than any boy, and swim faster too. I can sail a boat as well as any
fisher-boy on this coast. You're to call me George. Then I'll speak to you. But I shan't if
you don't."
"Oh!" said Anne, thinking that her new cousin was most extraordinary. "All right! I don't
care what I call you. George is a nice name, I think. I don't much like Georgina. Anyway,
you look like a boy."

"I say! Are you Georgina?" The child in the opposite bed sat up and looked across at Anne. She had very short curly hair, almost as short as a boy's. Her face was burnt a dark-brown with the sun, and “Famous Five 01 - Five On A Treasure Island” By Enid Blyton 7 her very blue eyes looked as bright as forget-me-nots in her face. But her mouth was rather sulky, and she had a frown like her father's. "No," she said. "I'm not Georgina." "Oh!" said Anne, in surprise. "Then who are you?" "I'm George," said the girl. "I shall only answer if you call me George. I hate being a girl. I won't be. I don't like doing the things that girls do. I like doing the things that boys do. I can climb better than any boy, and swim faster too. I can sail a boat as well as any fisher-boy on this coast. You're to call me George. Then I'll speak to you. But I shan't if you don't." "Oh!" said Anne, thinking that her new cousin was most extraordinary. "All right! I don't care what I call you. George is a nice name, I think. I don't much like Georgina. Anyway, you look like a boy."

To give you an idea of how deranged the UK has become about gender stuff, here's Enid Blyton - the absolute avatar of classic English conservatism and a huge fan of racist "gollywogs" - casually describing a gender non-conforming kid in the 1940s and having their friends be totally cool with it.

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Okay fine we're doing a little origin story thread: how did I become a horse game consultant and what does that even mean? 🧵

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horse game

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A Pizza Hut ad that says “Tentacle Stuffed Crust” instead of “Original Stuffed Crust,” with a hand picking up a slice of stuffed-crust pizza, but there’s an octopus tentacle dangling out of the crust instead of cheese. I dunno, I should actually sleeping right now, but I couldn’t stop thinking about tentacle-stuffed-crust pizza.

A Pizza Hut ad that says “Tentacle Stuffed Crust” instead of “Original Stuffed Crust,” with a hand picking up a slice of stuffed-crust pizza, but there’s an octopus tentacle dangling out of the crust instead of cheese. I dunno, I should actually sleeping right now, but I couldn’t stop thinking about tentacle-stuffed-crust pizza.

my body is a machine that turns intrusive thoughts into poorly-photoshopped gags

2 months ago 37 5 5 0
Bilbo looking at his phone top

on bottom is ChatGPT

After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?

You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

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Opinion | As a conservative Christian, I have no problem with ICE agents abducting children—unless they are unborn.

2 months ago 604 75 9 5

WOOO Demo Alert !! ✨

We just launched the demo for PinKeep, a pinball roguelite deckbuilder! Give it spin on Steam 💚

2 months ago 10 3 0 0
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a person is holding a pink ball in their hands . ALT: a person is holding a pink ball in their hands .

My brain went to Call Me By Your Name first, and then I tripped over the «song» part 🙃

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This article provides the perfect view into React brain worms:

Instead of a native HTML input radio element

It’s somehow easier to import hundreds of lines of code, and implement a faux radio button (that’s actually a button with svg to LOOK LIKE A RADIO), and ARIA rules (to WORK LIKE A RADIO)

3 months ago 14 3 2 1
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Damn, even Sesame Street is scoring off me

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