This is very train set like!

You'll be okay! Feeling uneasy prior to surgery is normal. My advice is to make sure everything is organised, then completely put it out of your mind. Play video games, do sexy things, read. Keep your mind occupied.

If thoughts keep creeping in, focus them toward desired results. 💕

You got this.

I do, but he prefers to go by Mike.

Yeah that's not aged well. Nor have the CRTs. But at least he explains that a no-talent ass-clown has the same name as him.

I'm sure that'll happen once I have my meeting with the Bobs'.

Do I have to use one of the new time sheets?

I've already done the hypnotist thing. It worked great!

bsky.app/profile/dash...

a man wearing glasses and suspenders is smoking a cigarette in an office . Alt: Bill Lumbergh having a think... The letters "ooooo" flying out of his mouth.

Oooo...

Damn. Well, I hope you at least get a chuckle out of it each time you see it.

Damn good point I don't have a baseball bat.

I do however have a crowbar.

Not yet, they're due this afternoon.

No sweat! You're all good! :)

Doesn't it though!

I'm not sure how many times I've seen it. Definitely double digits. Not sure I've hit triple digits however it's likely to be that high by the day I keel over.

No, it's always been a problem. My marking of millennials+ meant people after millennials may not have seen it. I guess that wasn't very clear.

I'll add that to my new TPS report cover page.

Really? Does TPS stand for anything, or is it just a colloquial slang name you've given it? 😂

Yes! And I don't see another dime!

Though I don't really think one extra dime is really going to make me motivated.

Yes, and that really IS a thoughtful gift. Like an Initech mug, sure that's fun... but a red swingline stapler? That's really paying attention. I applaud you. :)

And put Strychnine in the guacamole!

Everyone deserves one.

Only a sycophant would hate Office Space. 😆 It's so good.

Channel 39?!? The best.

🥱 Wanna go to Chotchkie's? Think I'm gonna lose it...

You know I never really liked paying bills. I'm gonna stop paying them too.

Ah! Yeah. 😄

... It's just that we're putting the new cover sheets on all the TPS reports now, so if you could go ahead and TRY to remember that from now on, that'd be great.

And I'll go ahead and make sure you get another copy of that memo.

The world needs more people like Mary! ❤️

You're awesome!!

Was it a swingline stapler?

OK all we need now is Samir since he knows the credit union software.

... Did you get that memo?

It's the Tuesday after the long weekend...

"Corporate accounts payable Nina Speaking... Just a moment!"
"Corporate accounts payable Nina Speaking... Just a moment!"
"Corporate accounts payable Nina Speaking... Just a moment!"

"Hi Dasha! Whaaaat's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports."

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a refrigerator in an office . Alt: Bill Lumbergh (played by Gary Cole), chastising Peter Gibbons for not putting a new cover sheet on his TPS Report.

I swear to god, I work for Initech. (For real, we just have a different name)

Millennials+ will know what I'm talking about. If you're unsure what Initech is and especially if you haven't entered the workforce yet, watch a 1997 movie called "Office Space".

I am the female version of Peter Gibbons.