I'll make you a little cage like the cricket from mulan

Never seen a man more excited for summer than my fiancee realizing I don't like being sweaty and will start removing layers

#sizesky

WHO THE FUCK KNAWED A HOLD THROUGH MY SOCK AND SHOE

AND YOU HAD TIME TO MAKE THIS POST AND NOT REPORT BACK ON THE NOISE

Bags of people shaped gushers

#sizesky

Pervert fiancee wants to hear me pee over the phone

Ever since my partner went to go visit his parents my water cup has been empty
I know what he's into, he must've taken the little water gnome that keeps my water cup full

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Puts a bunch of tinys in one of these foot baths and they act like those fish that eat dead skin at the spa

#sizesky

It's called multitasking
Also don't act like you didn't immediately go back into it

The man is yapping autisticly gonna shrink him down and swallow him so every time I open my mouth you can hear his muffled info dumps

#sizesky
@mythmaestro.bsky.social

Why is there a tiny shaped sticky spot on my leg

#sizesky

Relationships are 50/50
He buys me everything I want and I let him pick where he gets trapped when I shrink him down

#sizesky

I dyed my hair for Valentine's Day had some nice little boy pins to hold my hair in place during
They did such a good job what a shame they went missing when I was washing it out in the shower

#sizesky

Were you the one screaming during my stream??????

Put a popcorn kernel in his pee hole any time he thinks about kids
Call it inseedmation

I'm tired of cleaning, gonna stream and count it at socializing

I think the tiny I took with me to work fell out of my pocket at some point

#sizesky

Sitting in his lap to drop his guard so I can read his stories to him out loud then biting him for trying to escape my loving grasp
@mythmaestro.bsky.social

Tehe

I got a job at a local coffee shop
Bad customers get dropped into the good customers cups for extra protein

#sizesky

Best way to eat a gummy bear is decapitation so it can watch

A red gummy bear being squished

Turns my fiancee into a gummy bear to chew on him

#tfsky

Says the guy who immediately falls to his knees at the slightest provacation

Who needs a dog when you have a leash and an obedient fiancee

Turning my willing fiancee into a foot rest after getting home from work while I've been sitting on the couch all day doomscrolling

#tfsky

The bugs sleep on my butt so peacefully
... Time to disturbed the peace

#sizesky

Gonna throw a handful of tinys into the snow with some bird seed

For science
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It's snowing

My fiancee bought me snacks
Time for a tiny snack session

#sizesky