During my first trip, my friend played the minecraft theme song on the piano and I cried, not knowing what it was even tho i did. I asked him and he said "dude... its just the minecraft theme song" and I tried telling him I had never heard it before and it was so beautiful.

Hello

Cybersmith Goes To Denny's

Incredibly honored to post the very first Animated GIF on Bluesky:

Not too late to add beans

the only thing i've been posting on threads is pics of toxic mushrooms i find in the forest and comments that imply im eating them

Laura Looming tonight.

who up ironin they meat (at 2:45 PM EST)

Hello Mother Fuckers

Chuds act like far right terrorists just wave something like this around so no one can tell what their beliefs are

corn

Thats not even a slab though thats like a thin sheet of hydraulic pressed cream cheese

Said no one ever

Not nearly enough cream cheese and its not even toasted. Walk the plank you idling fool!

"This is the HOA we are here to tell you your fence is too high, please cooperate or we will be forced to bomb your house"

The Ideal Living Environment.

coke zero fucking rocks

they banned me while making this and it broke me

Only the Green one

Trickling down iykyk

intergalactic sexting

Burger with Cheese.

we are going to need more hospital beds and ventilators

if you're a rogue you'll fuck anything for loot so im not sure what the issue is here

how cold u miss it its rite there