Hey not to be a boomer but get the fuck outta here with your rolling backpacks on the metro

The metro is too crowded these days. I want a private server to commute on

i burped and then the light bulb i was standing under went out?

i call dibs on money. sorry ya gotta hand it over

please 🥺

Or maybe it arrived yesterday but andromedans don't do jpegs so we didn't notice :/

Still waiting for the aliens in Andromeda to send over a picture of us

That's literally just the Skyrim perk screen

the squirrels are getting fucking FAT

shout-out to this app for giving my domain DanGilliam.com a purpose other than being a rickroll while I pay $12 a year to sit on it in case I ever have a real need for it.

click it. it's not a rick roll. trust me

ok it's ok I got paid

My paycheck is late for being early!!!

....why are there no pitchfork and torch emojis?