Man, this is reminding me of someone but I can't quite remember who. Maybe Bobby Abreu?

LOL DODGERS

I deserve some credit for Mahle's game tonight because I benched him on my fantasy team.

Mark Vientos running home while the ball is at the cutoff man, the third base coach has both hands up in the air trying to get him to stop. He did not.

real "that sign can't stop me because I can't read!" energy from Vientos on that out at home

God, the errors in this post. I'm so hungry smh.

Rushing saying doing this and accusing the actual Colorado Rockies of cheating in the same weak is incredible.

Probably out for cautioning about our supply chain issues. Hope the troops are ready to eat some air.

Good lord

This is the Orioles 25th game and Taylor Ward has 13 doubles. The single season record is 67. I'm ready to devote my entire personality to this chase.

it's so funny that we've got your friend's mother in law's shitty little pug as the secretary of hhs

not reposting the brianna wu thing, instead just saying this world is better for having you in it, no one should want to change that.

Best to not wear this colour trousers when on TV.

SAM NEILL GENERAL JOHN MACARTHUR If you were to commit a murder, how would you do it? It's got to be big! No slipping something into someones drink, that's just pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a stain on the road. There's probably a couple of people I'd put under a steamroller, but I won't say who they are, otherwise when they see a steamroller coming their way they'll be on full alert. And steamrollers don't go very fast...

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

The only way out is giving Iran everything they want and lying about it lol.

Trump is so funny with Iran right now because he's every shady rich guy in a show/movie where they're taken hostage and are like "I can make you rich just let me go!" It's a little bit surprising imo that he hasn't fired Hegseth yet and blamed him for everything but I'm sure it's coming.

Imagine losing to the San Francisco Giants. My team would never

Dodgers are confirmed frauds.

Average Erik Miller experience right there.

The Dodgers are ASS

I thought the Giants would already be down by 10 after a half inning so this is nice!

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

I think the vibe coding has broken images lol. Jacksonville threw a no-hitter and lost to Gwinnett 2-0. Gwinnett only gave up 1 hit. The teams also combined for 3 errors. Just a masterpiece of a game. 0 runs, 1 hit, 2 errors vs 2 runs, 0 hits, and 1 error.

Gwinnett beat Jacksonville 2-0. Gwinnett was no-hit. Jacksonville was 1-hit. There were 2 runs, 1 hit, and 3 errors combined.

Perusing the minor league scores and game across an absolute gem

This is probably the worst anyone has gotten their dick caught in a bear trap in the history of dicks.

Trump is going to hit the ceasefire pause button until Dems are set to take over lol. His choices are basically a nuclear war or he makes Iran a super power so he's just going to stall for 2+ years.

I'd be spending 8 hours a day moving the mouse in a dick shaped pattern. Head, shaft, and balls, man. It'd be a work of art. I'd need a new mouse pad every few days.

Gonna take a wild stab that this is an early stages stab at rolling back healthcare for the troops. We had mandatory annual dentist and doctor appointments and I wouldn't be surprised if the troops were "freed" from that soon.

I don't think I have a submission for the messed up dicks category but Like a Rock by Bob Seger is 100% a song about Bob's magical hog.

Man, this goes perfectly with the chorus to Pumped Up Kicks by Foster the People

oh no what happened everything was going great