Posts by Thomas Jovian Taylor
Happy holidays!
🎄 🎁 ❤️ 💚 🤍
We always get some Lego sets for Christmas and this was mine! Don’t worry, I had the flash turned off, so no mogwai were harmed in the taking of this photograph.
Do you ever write long, multi-threaded posts on Bluesky, only to realize it has spiraled out of control and transformed into a massive trauma dump somewhere along the way and it’s very possible that you still have some unfinished work on issues you thought you had overcome?
Yeah… me neither.
Cat siblings are funny it’s like 90% abject snuggling and then 10% absolutely wailing on each other
BlueSky shoutout on Abbot Elementary!
I am absolutely shocked. I was 100% expecting the Supremacy Court to undo our hard won progress like they did with Women’s rights in the name of their twisted idea of “religious freedom”. Maybe there is hope for us yet.
This is amazing. And it’s truly the stuff of nightmares.
One man's love story is another man's search history
Q: How much goo is there? A: The show was rated a 7.6 on the Holtz Goo Scale.
What To Know About ‘Alien: Earth’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-alien-earth/
Whatever is the opposite of news, that is what I want
“Relax, it’s FedEx.”
I thought they changed their slogan in 2009 though, silly me. Thankfully my new running shoes still arrived intact.
I just can’t help but wonder what kind of metrics their poor drivers are held to that consistently causes them to deliver like this.
Had a blast on Sunday roasting my skin in the sun for four hours with the boys. #gaybears #watersports #funinthesun
The boys had a squirrelfriend drop by to inspect their bird feeder. #catsofbluesky #squirrelfriend #blackcats
It’s such a relief to finally live in an area where our representatives in congress actually share my values and their replies to my emails aren’t full of blatant lies about queer people that support their own personal hatred of gay and trans folx.
Spent the weekend with some amazing people near Seaside. I’m so grateful for the friendships we’ve made ever since moving to Portland two years ago. 🥰
I’m so glad we live in a place where we have access to vets who specialize in feline care. We’ve always been impressed with the level of care we receive at Buckman Veterinary Clinic. Yesterday was our annual wellness checkup and guess which two boys reached their goal weight? #CatsOfBluesky
Be a Samwise Gamgee. Support your friends, trust your instincts, be humble, lead with your heart, love potatoes, don't let one little spider ruin your day.
But none of my friends received an invite… 😂
This Apple Fitness+ HIIT workout w/ Janet Jackson’s music absolutely killed me. ☠️☠️☠️
fitness.apple.com/us/workout/hiit-with-kim...
Just looking for things to spruce up my in-office space for spring/summer and found this item that has the same name as one of those “Shock sites” from the very early Aughts. 🍋🎉.
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Played laser tag for the first time in my life this weekend with friends. It was a blast and I’m glad there is no age limit on fun like this!
Marge Simpson smiling and holding up a guillotine saying “I just think they’re neat.”
Me, reading the news every day
Everybody has a plan until a cat falls asleep in their lap
Never forget that in 1861 Charles Darwin wrote in a letter to a friend…
“But I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything"
…because this is my favorite reminder that we can do great things even if we don't always have great days
I don’t understand how people with children do it, I barely have enough bandwidth to take care of two cats and one (1) cast iron skillet
Is there a helpline for when you love your cat too much?
Last time I was in Vegas the AC controls in the room were locked and couldn’t go lower than 75°F, so I spent every night of my entire vacation wishing I were at home in my 60° Alaskan bedroom.
Text reads "Elon Musk going anywhere in public" Image is from the movie Titanic with actor Billy Zane (who plays the rich but heartless villain) holding onto a crying child in an attempt to get on the lifeboats with the women and the children.
Harvested from facebook. My reaction was loud enough to startle Chaucer.
#meme #musk #elon #humor
ROBBER: everybody lie down!
ME: [already setting my alarm and away message] take your time thx