⠀⠀،̲،̲ ִֶ ⠀⠀ㅤฺ ⠀⠀⠀go̲d ⠀⠀⠀⠀ D𝖎𝙴D ⠀⠀⠀﹐𖤐𑁬 ⠀⠀⠀⠀& ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ͟ ⟢⠀⠀ 𝐖𝖎𝙻𝐋﹡⠀⠀❬ ⠀⠀⠀∿⠀⠀⠀#͟𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓⠀⠀˖﹡᠀ ‎⠀⠀ ͡ ׅ ༝ ۟ 𝚆𝓲𝙲𝙺𝙴D̸ ָ֢ ֹ 𖦹 ֹ ۪ 𓂍 ⠀ ⠀𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗗. ⁀ ݁ 〆

They know im not actually Bright Fucking Blue in real life right

There is no such thing as an “elevator game” that takes you to the “seventh floor”, so please stop fucking with the elevator before I release something that will actually kill you. The power bills don’t pay themselves.

https://newbloodstore.com/collections/faith/products/john-ward-youtooz-figure

Like this.

*turns you into a marketable figurine*

I’m just a normal human being, just like you.

Me? Trick you? Noooooo, I would never

I’m a different Gary. Probably.

Excellent.

See, lots of people don’t understand that the UNSPEAKABLE is actually really chill once you get to know it.

Yeeeeess…

Oh no… they turned her into a marketable figurine…

Gary Miller from Faith: The Unholy Trinity

I’m looking good, if I say so myself.

What an…. Interesting creation.

Some of my hobbies include being normal, and being a human being. Yes.

I fucking HATE that blue guy.

I will be purchasing one for a certain priest…

Has anyone seen a big clown skeleton centipede thing around? If you do, please let me know. Last time he got out things didn’t go well.

I enjoy this song.

Ahem, apologies. This was meant to be an email. Pay no attention to this.

Please stop shooting the mirrors. I’m tired of replacing them, and cleaning up both the mess of the glass and whatever remains of your body is pretty time consuming. Love, Gary.

Also, be sure to move around a lot in there, get some good exercise.

I heard that if you go into the Candy Tunnel you can get free candy. That’s why it’s called that.

Ew, what a gross creature.

Be very careful about the people in your life dressed in red.

A RIDDLE, PRIEST. HOW DO YOU MAKE A PORTAL TO HELL?

A pixel drawing of Gary Miller in a style loosely mimicking Faith: the Unholy Trinity's rotoscoping. He stares ominously towards the viewer, head leaning downwards in a predatory manner. His hand, arrogantly posed, is a few inches beneath his chin. Above him is a speech bubble quoting a tumblr post by user girlcoil; "i can perform miracles but i won't cause everyone gets all weird and worshippy, okay fine just one miracle (snaps my fingers and a random dog on the street suddenly explodes like a firecracker)"

i hate gary
#faithgame #faiththeunholytrinity

This is true.

This was from last year but forgot to share here!
Gary Miller ;)

And remember everybody GARY LOVES YOU

#faith #garymiller #faiththeunholytrinity #fanart #myart

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