it’s like in science fiction when the ship captain asks for a damage report and the damage report computer is also broken

Question: is it good when the website is down, and the status page to tell people that the website is down… is also down? is that good?

An error message that says “Forbidden” below a “Reply” button

Honestly this should probably happen more often

This product contains chemicals heretofore unknown to the State of California.

I feel similarly cynical about the reels I see occasionally of “loading a roll of [insert filmstock here]“ into a camera, and then not showing any photos that were taken on that roll, as though the act of loading the film is purely aesthetic, completely divorced from the act of taking photos

squirrel raiding the biohazard disposal at the bottom surgery place to collect nuts for winter

fascinating that this one’s getting more attention over on fedi than it is here on bsky, I’m taking notes

thanks duckduckgo but I can assure you I was not looking for the East Montgomery County Sports Association

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good to know :)

i didn’t expect to turn out trans or polyamorous or kinky, so you can imagine how surprised i am to be sitting here with C cups and four partners and having absolutely debaucherous thoughts of being [nope] and [not on main] and [absolutely not] all night long

in the uk it's illegal to make jokes about 'the blowjob brothers' you have to make it clear that they are not related, nor even pretending to be related

Anyway if anyone's looking for a fully remote shader artist with 25 years experience and multiple triple-A games under her belt, hit me up.

execs: "we're just clarifying the rules"
email: "you need to change what you're doing to be in line with the new rules, which haven't changed, but also what you're doing is now against the rules when it wasn't before, but the rules haven't changed."

yeah, you equip your gun and point at the enemies’ heads and click on them and your character says “I can’t use that right now”

[that’t not what those are supposed to be used for] and [what would the church say?] and [I think those are subject to ITAR?] and so on

She’s doing great <3

*Cawoooo*

i didn’t expect to turn out trans or polyamorous or kinky, so you can imagine how surprised i am to be sitting here with C cups and four partners and having absolutely debaucherous thoughts of being [nope] and [not on main] and [absolutely not] all night long

my trainsona is a replacement bus

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nine million megabytes!

💭 wondering if there are bird therians who wear leg bands

nobody: ”so when are you putting ΘΔ in your bio?”

i mean i don‘t have ⚧︎ in there either

i can feel the yearning in my shoulder blades

where the hell are *my* wings

Yeah sex is great and all, but have you ever had a sub brat you in a way that's so fucking funny the giggle fit breaks the headspace and the two of you just laugh together with tears in your eyes because you're so happy?

Panel from a 2012 strip of the Questionable Content webcomic. Marten asks "You use an MP3 player? Why not just have the AI play music?" to which Hannelore's dad replies "The AI already runs station orbital trajectory, atmosphere, power, maintenance, comms, sensors, and data processing. Can't rely on it for EVERYTHING."

so i'm reading old QC...

"Alpha Team starts out as a basic top secret group, under the leadership of Dash Justice. In the original video game, Ogel has captured all of the Alpha Team agents with the exception of Dash, And has made evil orbs that can turn ordinary civilians into mindless drones to serve as his slaves. However, he is defeated by the newly reunited Alpha Team who break the power of the evil orbs to restore the drones back to normal. They capture Ogel and destroy the orb machine, but Ogel manages to escape."

The lead character Dash looking down from a catwalk at a factory floor where the mindless drones are stacking boxes onto conveyor belts

"I got into dronification because of the Borg" "I got into dronification because of the Cybermen" you weakling, I got into dronification because of the Lego Alpha Team video game (2000)

photo of a lego alpha team minifig; a skeleton in a black-and-red outfit with a fishbowl-looking helmet

[sighing dreamily] i could never be her...

this is very you