i've never shared this meditation tip before

my cat's birthday is tomorrow :)

warm food gives me happy tummy feeling

i can guarantee with 100% confidence that this has already happened

it's only escarho if someone eating it,, maybe that was implied

drink for yourself

damn my camel bak broke why they make this thing from straw

it's so important to stay limber and do your stretches

fucked up how peter griffin more woke than rick sanchez

hypnotizing myself my holding these two thoughts in my mind at once, dialectically: snitches get stitches. snitches get scritches (cats are good. but snitch cats? scritches are good go to 10

half day calls for eating half a pizza

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

anybody want to bonk me on the head with. a big mallet

pic added to boost visibility its just Fabio, our black cat, fascinated by his new cat fountain

🚨PLEASE BOOST🚨

my bff/former partner just moved to NYC to live with a family member.

this family member has turned out to NOT be safe AT ALL.

if U r in NYC and can put up a 43yr old trans masc enby for a day or two PLZ respond here or DM me

theyve only been in NYC 2 days they urgently need help

yodapilled

<3

slow to wake up, depressed as fuck

going zoetrope mode on a bitch

Buddhist monks? Oh, you mean the Koan Brothers?

blinking really fast

hull breach confirmed playboy

viewing you tachistoscopically

glad u made it thru though!!!

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from the lil book of lil b

"show me thine toes"

first i park my car
then i fuck your bitch

two beer sunday

& thanks to you i did my shot! :D