Our president makes lying an art form.

Payback

What Kristen said

1. Even as a child, I didn’t like swings.
2. I despise roller coasters.
3. My trauma therapist says therapy can cure the nausea I get w roller coasters.
4. My therapist did not insist on curing my roller coaster problems.
5. That’s one of the many reasons I like her.

Is this THE Calvin?

Oh my word, is that Big D? Is he almost 2?

One day soon I’ll give in and pay for the Atlantic. Until then, where do the two of you disagree?

Absolutely

$3.88 for gas here. What are you paying?

Good for you. This is harder than I expected. Humbling to think how quickly I will be just a name to my nieces’ and nephews’ kids.

Well done!

Some people’s feet are cleaner than their hands. So there’s that.

Do you know all your grandparents’ siblings names? A gold star to GenXers who can do this because some of our grandparents had 5 siblings.

A Christian—even a baby Christian—would not talk this way. And calling him Cyrus is probably an insult to Cyrus.

He is risen indeed.

What are cats ears made of that they can stand up? and other thoughts for your Easter contemplation.

“Then Satan kicked him in his side, and blood and water flowed.”
Carman, The Champion, 1985

It is closer to syrup. I think it’s over the top. And I’m the daughter of two Virginians. I live in SC. But I was born in OH, so that may explain my heresy.

I’ve seen these. What kind of tree is it?

When your kids grow up and move out of the house, especially if they move to another town, do you ever want to sit on them so they don’t leave? Ooh maybe I can get the cat to sit on them. That WOULD trap them.

King Tut: “He gave his life for tourism.” Thanks, Steve Martin

I reserve the right to have all four seasons in one month. Signed, March

Gasp! Is that a code word? I didn’t take him for a Wiccan, but I could be wrong.

1985. GenX theme song. With a president who was content not to be in the headlines every day. They’ll pass you by.

Obviously

I hear you can fix anything with a coat hanger and duct tape. That is, if you have some…lube

What on Earth is Mickey Mouse cacti

Trapped by a cat. I get it. I’m not exactly trapped except…who can leave this soft, handsome boy?

1. We raised an orphaned blue jay years ago.
2. Learned male and female jays look almost identical.
3. Have you noticed people always call wild animals “he” unless it’s obviously female?
4. I think that says something about our culture.
5. It’s not a good reflection on our culture.

When he looks down at that other player passing by - “Hello, ant”🐜