Statistically, it all but has to be true

A religious scholar, whose name I have forgotten, once commented that the Gospel of John is most Jewish where it is most anti-Jewish. I have found this surprisingly useful as a metaphor

Penguins and Penghards

Emoji search results for "kill" smoking

This one seems a bit heavy-handed:

When it's made just right, it's delicious

Emoji search results for "king": UK flag Crown Prince Hamburger

They're doing product placement in emojis now

Lemures are larvae, but a lemur isn't a larva. This isn't right. It's just not right

The die has been cast. But I ignored what it said, so now the die has been cast in a different, metaphorical, sense

Increasingly convinced that tech people ought to be infamous, in the Roman legal sense, where they lose political rights and aren't allowed to be buried in a normal cemetery

It's been doing that to me for the past week or so, although it'll usually work on a second try

Society has forgotten that this is what the computer is supposed to be about

Feel like they may not have asked him if he wanted that one

"That hurts, you know."

Also, kind of messed up that they made him patron saint of archers

It should and you would certainly hope it would. But a lot of people don't even think about the possibility of things like that. And when it's pointed out, they think it's an overreaction.

Definitely. There's not a lot of case for the public's "right to know" something like that

Thank you!

In a fluttery, spectral sort of way

Yes! And who knows, maybe they do

Like, they have a handful of minor credits from a 2 year period over 40 years ago. You can't be linking to a Facebook page. That's just some random grandma

It's always weird to me when websites like IMDb or Discogs link to social media/personal sites of people who had very brief careers in entertainment and retired from it decades ago. At that point, that's just a regular person

Absolutely. Which I'm told is a very 90s word. So, just like olden times when punishments were both cruel and unusual

They also would have burnt people at the stake for missing the word "have"

In older superstitious times, people would leapt to conclusions and panicked if they saw a goat that walked on its hind legs and spoke a forgotten tongue in a sinister voice that was like a man's but not like a man's

I too hope one day to be so lucky. We must all keep hope alive, if ever we are to hear those sublime hoofbeats

They say that on a night like this, if you listen closely you may be blessed to hear the hooves of the Buffalo of Good Fortune and receive its glorious bounty

You've heard, of course, the old fable, but make no mistake, the territory is the map, the map the territory. That is the nature of the Geograph, and of its power, that the geographers have hidden from you. They have made our world, are making it, and just as easily can they unmake it

Everyone on here is always posting about their friend Cretaceous "Steve". Like they want everyone to know where they've been. But that's not how it was between them, and it never will be

I was just forced by circumstance to eat more peanut butter with a spoon than I wanted to. Truly we mortals are but playthings to the gods

Ges, he might be in on it

They tell me a lot of the posts you are going to make before you make them, but they don't want you to know about that. I'm taking a tremendous risk posting this, but I thought you should know