From the Book of Peter (Jackson)

From the Book of Peter (Jackson)

First tax, then eat ‘em

The United States is destroying itself | Rebecca Solnit The daily news can’t adequately convey the administration’s sabotaging of our government, economy, alliances and environment

"At some point if the ship doesn’t turn around, maybe it will start taking on water or listing badly or hit an iceberg, or perhaps the iceberg has been there all along and is named Donald Trump."

Don’t forget the remote!

Whoever that someone is for mocking your smocks, is a cretin who obviously has no taste in themed shirts.

‘I'm pleased and happy to repeat the news that we have, in fact, decided not to destroy an entire civilisation. But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, The Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.’

Happy Easter for those who celebrate 🪵🧦

🏳️‍⚧️ #InternationalTransgenderDayOfVisibility
#TransgenderDayOfVisibility
#Tdov
#TransDayOfVisibility

Happy Birthday to Angus Young 🎸😈⚡️ #ACDC

a cartoon man wearing glasses is pointing at something and asking is this ai slop ? ALT: a cartoon man wearing glasses is pointing at something and asking is this ai slop ?

Fake

18 panel cartoon titled "On the Day That it Happens" Panel 1- man walking dog in park, looks at phone, says "oh" Panel 2- two students in a classroom, one is showing the other something on his phone. Panel 3- a barista at work looks at her phone. Panel 4- 3 young women riding in a subway car, they're looking at one girl's phone. Panel 5- two seniors on a sidewalk, the man shows the woman his flip phone screen. Panel 6- a man in a supermarket talking excitedly to someone on his phone, he grabs extra nachos for his cart. Panel 7- two women in a hospital, one sitting up in bed, she wears a head wrap and has a couple of IVs in her arms, she is weak but relieved. Her companion sits next to her holding a tablet, smiling a little. Panel 8- 3 mechanics in a garage laughing over their phones. Panel 9- a busy cable news set off air, a producer shows papers of breaking information to anchor woman readying to go on air. Panel 10- two men happily preparing a meal, one has two bottles of champagne. Panel 11- man on a stock market floor, on a landline, waving papers to an off panel person, in the background, a man watches a terminal with a table ticking upwards. Panel 12- a woman on a balcony, looks to the sky holding a picture frame, in it a couple posed together. Panel 13- celebration on a street in San Francisco. Many people holding signs and flags. One sign has a No Kings logo, another says Protect Trans Kids. A woman stands on a newspaper box with a bullhorn, she is reading from her phone. Panel 14- a lone man in a cap sits in an arm chair watching the news. There are two AR-15s hanging on the wall. He is sullen, his hands balled into fists. Panel 15- a smiling man on a porch receiving 4 boxes of pizzas from a delivery man, behind them, friends approach with snacks. Panel 16- two young men getting fireworks. Panel 17- family with ice cream and popcorn. Panel 18- a couple kiss on a patio, fireworks in the sky, inside a news flash in tv "the flash, apparently official..."

Someday...
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Chuck Norris (1940 - 2026) Told Haley Joel Osment that he Had AiDS (Walker, Texas Ranger)

Disney is saddened at the passing of Carlos Ray Norris. "Chuck" appeared in an endless barrage of VHS-era garbage before finding a second life as the embodiment of your cousins awful, awful, awful sense of humor, and will be most fondly remembered for doing a thumbs up at a dodgeball tournament.

Just enjoying a magically delicious breakfast. Happy St Paddy’s Day! ☘️🇮🇹

Happy St Patricks Day ☘️🇮🇹💚💰🌈🍺🥃🚫🐍 #Ireland #Shamrock #Dublin #LuckOfTheIrish #PotOfGold #Leprechaun #ErinGoBragh #Shillelagh #KissMeImIrish #Guinness #Whiskey #Sláinte #FightingIrish #BlarneyStone #ShamrockShake #LuckyCharms #TopOTheMorning #IrishJig #DannyBoy #IrishEyesAreSmiling #WearingOfTheGreen

One instance I found where he assaulted his first wife and plead no contest. He’s no angel but I could find no other personal life controversies after that

It was the Adam Sandler movie the Longest Yard where he played the role of a racist guard. He prob is a Rep but has not come out as a maga chud

Happy 3/16 and that’s the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so! 💀🍺 #Austin316 #StoneColdSteveAustin

Happy Friday The 13th and 45th anniversary to Friday the 13th Part 2 🪓🏕 #JasonVoorhees #CampCrystalLake #KiKiKiMaMaMa #TGIFridayThe13th #Slashtag #Stalkward #VoorheesAJollyGoodFellow

Happy Mario Day 🍄🕹️ #Mar10