For the cost of one Harvard Professor of the Constitution Only Applies to White People, you could endow 10 professorships of any less commonly taught language at any university in the USA

My company that makes extras of the less-common gas price numerals (4s through 8s) is having its best year ever. We're about to roll out a "10" placard that fits in a single column. Thank you Mr. President!

Matt’s computer vision system identifying a cat as a sandwich

you’ve got more than just cats up there!!

needed this today 🙏

This is one of the most important stories of the week that you probably missed. The trump admin is basically taking something that belongs to all of us & giving it to political hacks & corporate donors. It’s an outrage & we should push back hard.

Eyes on the prize that shit used to be the cheapest part of your build.

Friday may 27??

congratulations 🙂‍↕️

ah yes now realizing that in fact my original tweet was multiple unknowns

Relative to the past five years?

difficult to tell if he is so vocal about this because the regulations are bad or because the RBR is bad

very bad

I saw a group post this and have to say that it is amazing.

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Traitorstown bonus episode

It’s actually been The University of Nebraska at Void since 1978

make Christmastown a video podcast and I’ll be on the phone with NBC every day

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

what’s so remarkable about it

Pinned lizzie johnson @lizziejohnsonnn · Aug 19, 2021 Almost three years ago, my editor called me early one November morning. A wildfire had sparked near a town called Paradise, he said. Could I go? (1/13) 0:02 / 0:10 lizzie johnson @lizziejohnsonnn · 47m I was just laid off by The Washington Post in the middle of a warzone. I have no words. I'm devastated. Quote lizzie johnson @lizziejohnsonnn · Jan 25 Waking up without power, heat, or running water. (Again.) But the work here in Kyiv continues. Warming up in the car, writing in pencil — pen ink freezes — by headlamp.

A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world

They said "free speech" and "academic freedom" but never believed in either and now in texas you need a permission slip to mention race in class and they're fine with it. Might not have worked if people with large platforms weren't furious about marginal increases of black people in their offices

An article about the "Word of the day" being kafkaesque but they used an AI generated image of the word on a blackboard and it's spelled obviously wrong

Word of the day: kafkaesliue

ok lol I love Zen (after TBC dumped Arc) but it's crazy how different installs of Zen seem to look totally different

sorry what browser is this?

Everybody thinks 'https:// stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

Most people don't realize how vast our great nation is. Truly amazing

hey, quick question: what’s it gonna take

everything is an upper body movement if you don't believe in leg day

friends the moment to lib out is now

Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters