Yeah, I’m very short, but I have seen some pretty short women wrestlers before

(pleasantly) love the quality of your work dude. is it a tribute to something? a master or idea, for example? a memory? who pays for this?

My favorite thing I’ve read about Elaine May is that nearly every man she worked with in her early days was semi-infuriated by her existence. A woman that funny, that hot, that smart - they hated it. Good for her.

Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky educational series

Being the babadook sounds cool

I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals

Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. First frame: Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" Right side of frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." Second frame: The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak. The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

Evergreen

We are still looking for a foster home for these little guys!

I'm also trying to raise just a couple extra hundred bucks so I can get these little babies vaccinated and a physical check-up before going to fosters. If anyone can literally donate ANYthing, my Venmo is "Nico-Colaleo". Thanks so much in advance ❤️

Good news! We found the cats a home! But they still need a foster home for the next month! Please help us spread the word so we can find a good foster home for them!

A great magician could be living in your house and you’d never know

To be fair, the odds of a pro wrestler in a cvs in LA aren't zero.

I am abjectly terrible at flirting, yet realize that 98% of the time asking a woman if she is a pro wrestler or referring to her as "beefy" is a glorious way to get punched. If you're wearing a singlet and oiled up, maaaaaybe, but...

I don’t get flirted with a lot, but weirdly, when I DO get flirted with by men, it is usually much younger men. I had to turn down a very sweet 23-year-old on the Metro a few months ago, because I used to babysit kids who are now his age.

Yeah, but I usually pick up on that.

This guy gave me the impression that he has never talked to a woman before in his life.

“I am approaching you with romantic intent.” Hank Hill Meme.

If people are not approaching me like this—I will not know.

I’m in LA, by the way! This did not happen in Portland. This guy insisted that AEW was doing an event in Hollywood. But as we’ve discussed, he may not have been the most with-it guy.

Oh hey, my friends wrote this!

No, he was a younger guy, and he was at work, so I just assumed he wasn’t.

But I’m very, very good at having no idea that people are flirting with me until way after the fact

I do think tech companies are underestimating the amount of
- new account fatigue
- new app fatigue
- useless upgrade fatigue
- terms of service fatigue

A group of Ecuadorian fishermen survived a US drone strike, were detained at gunpoint, hooded, phones wiped, ship blown up, disappeared to El Salvador, then released without charge.

“They knew we were fishermen. Even the Salvadorian authorities said things had been handled very badly.”

Even if you did, I doubt that I have any of them

will never rebuild my twitter follower count on any new platforms as i am simply no longer that mentally ill

they should make an infowars for ladies. Wominfowars. a place where we can finally speak candidly about female issues, like how seed oils made me disobey my husband

Protesting the high school dress code that banned slacks for girls in Brooklyn, circa 1940. www.tumblr.com/vintageevery...

Phoeo of a cute cat behind a super market toy set looking at the camera, with the silly caption of "Khajiit has wares if you have coin" which is a known The Elder Scrolls line.

Khajiit has wares if you have coin