an alien without a shirt is standing in front of a space ship . ALT: an alien without a shirt is standing in front of a space ship .

Nerdy #hottake:

The Voyager mission (aka those probes with the 'golden records' we yeeted in '77):

INTERSTELLAR CATFISHING

Some advanced civilization is gonna be like "Yᴏ, ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴs sᴇᴇᴍ ᴄʜɪʟʟ AF! ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪxᴛᴀᴘᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ sᴇɴᴛ SLAPS! ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴀᴅᴅʀᴇss... OMW!"

5min later: "... NAH"

#messymonday

#scatpup #soiledundies #messymutt #stinkslut #poopybutt
#stinky

So umm.. I was working on art from bed today…
when I was suddenly bumrushed by a -h e f t y- dump!

My puppybrain auto pilot kicked in, and I totally forgot I wasn’t wearing a diaper 😅

Presently reclining back in some exceptionally soiled undies…and 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕞𝕒𝕕 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕚𝕥~

wagwagwag🐾🤎

🧻🤎M O O D🤎🧻

Wonderful work, as always! 🐾

BUT HER EMAILLLS!

TFW ya just KNOW the most fuckble person at Grocery Outlet… was you.

💛🧻🏆🧻💛

#cleanuponaisleme #100percentthatbitch #honeybucket #thotpocket

ME𝘔𝘌ME!

~H U F F~

#toiletenvy

🤎🐾🚽🧻

⚠️🦮⚠️

Oh oh oh! I know this one!

HELLLLLL yeah~

Where do I apply? >;3

One Piece Drawover of Quinn holding a trans flag keeping it from falling

Happy Trans Day of Visibility!
Think its a fitting day to post one of my favorite drawovers :3

We are allowed to be a treasure and a kindness to ourselves. It’s never a bad decision to choose that.
It’s -always- ok to wag.

Oki, bigbrain time over. Treats now please. 🐾🏳️‍⚧️❤️

Been 6yrs since I started HRT and finally felt allowed to love and accept myself as the dog-girl I wished to see in the world.

I will wake up tomorrow to take my meds and titty skittles, rejoiced that I don’t have to relinquish my body or obligate myself to exist in this world as a tedious forgery.

Drawing of a puppy holding a trans flag in their mouth with the caption; "Puppy pride!"

Happy trans day of visibility!!

a cartoon skunk is standing in a field of flowers and says thwank ywww . ALT: a cartoon skunk is standing in a field of flowers and says thwank ywww .

D'aWWww shucks~

Omg, thank youuuu! yeeeee! ^w^
[dog-girl noises]

GLADLY! 👅🐽👅🐽👅🐽👅🐽

a husky dog is drinking water from a bowl while laying on the ground . ALT: a husky dog is drinking water from a bowl while laying on the ground .

🥵🥵🥵
I’m.. so.. thirstyyy~ 👅

W u u f~
💛🐾👅

Test printed a toilet-brained art scrap I made in Procreate, two summers ago.

Turned out cheeky AF! Wearing it made me feel v smirky, so I kept it on and went out on all my errands with The Gays™.

Should I develop this design concept into some cheeky summer garments? #stinkslut #scatart #fartistic

a cartoon character with hearts in her eyes is sitting on a desk with balloons in the background . ALT: a cartoon character with hearts in her eyes is sitting on a desk with balloons in the background .

One word: *SwOooOn* 🤤

D’aWww~ YUS! Absurdly relatable… it’s the friggin’ best.

In my experience, it’s not often enough I can find someone that scores better than 6.5/10… so I just worked to get really good at giving the stinky praise I wanted in the world.

✨🤎🙏🤎✨

👅👅👅👅👅👅👅