hello to everyone else included in the "anti-ai ai haters" blocklist the technical advisor of bluesky just followed 🫡 it's an honor just to be nominated

i'm not an experienced fencer, i've just done backsword basics and foil, but if i were given the opportunity to fence this clown i would do it with a shield and a spoon

i guess i should make a custom option, huh

thank ye!

This is so neat! Love the idea that it has different sizes.

still really enjoying the product photography on this one, i love when a toy stages itself

if these were anything but wireless headphones they'd be on a truck to my house right now

A plant-shaped dildo with distinct concentric leaves on a windowsill among real plants.

the same plant toy on a banister among some gems and plants, with the outer layer of leaves peeled away to reveal another layer.

the same plant again hanging in a blue macrame sling, with both layers of leaves peeled away to reveal a central stem and bulb. it's in a terra cotta colored silicone pot.

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thank you! i'm very proud of the technical aspects of this mold.

i think my internet presence is probably enough evidence that i could be legally prescribed adderall by an ornithologist

Honestly calling it my masterpiece.

thanks! it has been a very silly ten years.

thank!

I don't take suggestions, as my relationship to creativity is that I have too many ideas and make things to get them out of my head. Going the other direction is counterproductive.

that said, this is hilarious and I hope someone does it.

A plant-shaped dildo with distinct concentric leaves on a windowsill among real plants.

the same plant toy on a banister among some gems and plants, with the outer layer of leaves peeled away to reveal another layer.

the same plant again hanging in a blue macrame sling, with both layers of leaves peeled away to reveal a central stem and bulb. it's in a terra cotta colored silicone pot.

Aloe Virile is available! It's a plant-themed dildo, dilator, and training toy that lets you choose its girth. It's my most advanced design to date, and a perfect way to celebrate ten years making silicone toys for you all.

www.funkittoys.com/product-page...

a plant shaped and colored dildo with its leaves up around the central stem

a dildo shaped like a plant in a pot with two concentric rows of three leaves the full height of the toy, flopped down to the sides explosing the middle stem

THOON

IT'S PIRATE TIME MOTHERFUCKERS

finally all my biracy training pays off

HAHAHAHA YESSSSSS, GET REAMED, YOU CITRUSSY SCALLYWAGS

please ignore that in the golden age of piracy cutlasses wouldn't be invented for another 70 years

make it 2.125 doubloons, ditch the rum, and eight crates of limes!

IT'S PIRATE TIME MOTHERFUCKERS

finally all my biracy training pays off

it could be said i am mostly here

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there are people on instagram vommenting that it doesn't have a flared base

what... do they think flared means

people keep snitch tagging the emt guy in this on instagram

it's got a flared base, what's he gonna do

this particular pingas on sale later nex week

you know what i love about bluesky? nearly half a million people have allegedly seen this on instagram and as far as i can tell maybe one of them has gone on to buy anything

whereas here, i have not been seen by half a million people and don't ever have to worry about that happening

when you see a cute thing you like and you just

iwas taken aback by how much material it left on the ground. Something CRUMBLED.

damn when that thing went it really WENT, huh